Rock salt, what is it good for in the spring and summer?

It keeps dorky skateboards and razor scooter riders off your walk...

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<is just a mean old stoner...

 

Scattered on the walk or in the Shotgun shell?

I was gonna suggest making ice cream or as a ceramics glaze.

 

I don't know nothin bout no damn rock salt, but I do know sea salt is the best fucking salt ever.

 

scattered on walk... lol...

sea salt kick ass when separating Dempty.. I no lie in my heat bath...

 

Hahaha that's a pretty good idea.. you should throw some gravel out there, too :tongue:

 

Covering the walk with acorns might be just as effective!

 

Rain melts rock salt,, its only a temporary cure... people here are to busy putting money towards stupid shit, than build a skate park for the kids.. this black bastard of a minister bought this church and closed it all off, took all the swings out... every-time I see him I call him the king crackhead!! only helping the kids have nothing to do at all..

 

Wouldn't that be like pearls before swine.

 

Not my precious acorns..

 

ah- use the decoys.

 

It might attract more female squirrels, I kinda have my hands full already..

 

I'd suggest spraying them with stale beer but the strategy might backfire.

 

Being squirrelly can be nuts.

 

That was acorny joke.

 

You're a master of punishment.

 

Trust me- it's sPUNtaneous.

 

Trust is not needed, your dexterity is pfunominal.

 

Yeah but it can make some a bit squirrely.

 

I used to have an issue with squirrels, they ate or stashed all my hazelnuts, but my dog adores them so I let the activity continue unabated. Besides no matter what I tried, they would just look down at me and snicker.

 

I see numerous squirrel mannequins discarded along on well traveled roadways. Perhaps Orison could use them to slow down skateboarders and razor scooter riders off his walk.