bathroom graffitti

person 1 - overwhelmed? take a dump
person 2 - or smoke some pot
person 3 (the clever one) - either way, you'll need a bowl
me - or some paper

 

Oooo sir, you are the cleverest of them all :sifone:

 

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hahahah

 

Hi, You there, taking a poop.. you should read the wall to the left..


Hi.. youre sitting on a delay trigger, if you get up bomb go boom...



PS.. Have a Nice Day..

 

id fucking paint a mural.

 

hahahahaha

 

commercial came on for toy story 3... weird.

 

hahah

 

No pics but:


"drink a pint of stout and make a brown trout"

Was pretty good :sifone:
Grafitti in the jacks is encouraged at my local

 

person 1 - here i sit, broken hearted, i tried to shit but only farted
person 2 - at least you had the chance, i tried to fart and shit my pants

 

saw this in front of a urinal once... and have remembered it ever since..
"if you want jesus to see you pee.. just pee"

 

subs

 

No picture...but if you ever go to a club called 'QXT' in Newark, NJ - wait until midnight when they open up the basement rooms; then go into the men's room and stand at the urinal. You'll see millions of bits of graffiti - but two absolute gems stand apart.

The first is pretty good: "What would Bruce Campbell do?"

But the second? The most profound thing I've ever seen written on a bathroom wall:
"Hitler ruined little mustaches for everyone"

 

i just died laughing... hitler ruined little mustaches for everyone.

 

best one i've seen:
"anyone can piss on the floor. be a hero! shit on the roof!"