What are some of the most fucked up lyrics you have ever heard?

Heres a batch I cant ever get over...AND ROBERT SMITH WROTE EM!!!!! All his songs are love songs!!!!!!


I never said i would stay to the end i knew
I would leave you with babies and everything
Screaming like this in the hole of sincerity
Screaming me over and over and over i leave
You with photographs pictures of trickery
Stains on the carpet and stains on the memory
Songs about happiness murmured in dreams when
both of us knew how the end always is...

how the end always is...

 

"...after all he's just a man"

 

depeche mode's strange love and U2's end of the worls-which is fucked but one of my favorite songs

There'Ll Be Times
When My Crimes
Will Seem Almost Unforgivable
I Give In To Sin
Because You Have To Make This Life Livable
But When You Think I'Ve Had Enough
From Your Sea Of Love
I'Ll Take More Than Another Riverful
And I'Ll Make It All Worthwhile
I'Ll Make Your Heart Smile

Strangelove
Strange Highs And Strange Lows
Strangelove
That'S How My Love Goes
Strangelove
Will You Give It To Me
Will You Take The Pain
I Will Give To You
Again And Again
And Will You Return It

There'Ll Be Days
When I Stray
I May Appear To Be
Constantly Out Of Reach
I Give In To Sin
Because I Like To Practice What I Preach
I'M Not Trying To Say
I'Ll Have It All My Way
I'M Always Willing To Learn
When You'Ve Got Something To Teach
And I'Ll Make It All Worthwhile
I'Ll Make Your Heart Smile

Pain Will You Return It
I'Ll Say It Again - Pain
Pain Will You Return It
I Won'T Say It Again

I Give In
Again And Again
I Give In
Will You Give It To Be
I Give In
I'Ll Say It Again
I Give In

I Give In
Again And Again
I Give In
That'S How My Love Goes
I Give In
I'Ll Say It Again
I Give In

"Until The End Of The World"

Haven't seen you in quite a while
I was down the hold just passing time
Last time we met was a low-lit room
We were as close together as a bride and groom
We ate the food, we drank the wine
Everybody having a good time
Except you
You were talking about the end of the world

I took the money
I spiked your drink
You miss too much these days if you stop to think
You lead me on with those innocent eyes
You know I love the element of surprise
In the garden I was playing the tart
I kissed your lips and broke your heart
You...you were acting like it was
The end of the world

(Love...love...)

In my dream I was drowning my sorrows
But my sorrows, they learned to swim
Surrounding me, going down on me
Spilling over the brim
Waves of regret and waves of joy
I reached out for the one I tried to destroy
You...you said you'd wait
'til the end of the world

 

Everything and anything linkin park. The songs are about absoutly nothing at all. They have no purse

 

gg allin was one sick fuck. I am glad I never saw him play. I respect his right to do what he did, but, I am glad I never witnessed it.
RIP Mr. Allin

 

Now i'm gonna tell ya a story
A tale of wrong and right
And freedom is the reason
You can't take it without a fight

So now i'm startin' up a posse
(suck my dick, suck my dick)
To come and look for you
We're gonna put a stop
To what you want to do
You fucking whores (you fuckin' whores)
That's all you are

You say our records are offensive
(you're a douche, you're a douche)
Our messages ain't right
You say "we're gonna label records
So our kids can grow up right"
You fucking whores (let them decide)
That's all you are

Shit, fuck, satan, death, sex drugs, rape
These seven words you're trying to take
Shit, fuck, satan, death, sex, drugs, rape
Right or wrong it's our choice to make
America the beautiful, land of the free
Don't change the words to land of hypocrisy

Now i'm startin' up a posse (fascist scum, fascist scum)
And we'll damn sure make you see
Something that offends you
May not be offensive to me
You f*cking whores (you fuckin' whores)
That's all you are

Now you might take offense
To a word like "fuck" or "shit" (dick!)
But you fuckin' don't have the right (****!)
To discriminate me for saying it!
You fuckin' whores (you fuckin' whores)
That's all you are

So now i'm startin' up a posse (motherfucker, motherfucker)
To fight for freedom of choice
To fight for freedom of speech
We're gonna make you hear our voice

And now i don't do this to shock you
(that's the end, that's the end)
I don't do this for spite
You've got the choice, don't buy it, don't read it,
And don't say your opinion's right
You f*cking whores (you fuckin' whores)
That's all you are (cunty, cunty, cunty, ****)

You know you can't censor my feelings
You can't censor my thoughts
Censorship's against
Everything america stands for
You fuckin' whores (let us decide)
That's all you are (and this ain't sexist, either)

 

LOL

 

We fell in love at first sight
I can't explain the feelings
When i first saw you
We were so so happy
A life of love sweet honey child
You'll always be mine
But then i played the fool
I never meant to hurt you
Or sleep with all your friends
We reconciled we found ourselves
Our love was meant to be
Oh baby can't you see

You left me standing in the mud
Crying to myself
A heart so full of pain
But we fell in love again
This time forever
True love prevails over all
She got hit by a truck

 

Hush your mouth!

 

come one, read em and tell me they arent evil.........

 

It starts with one thing
I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It's so unreal
Didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on, but didn't even know
Wasted it all just to watch you go
I kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when

I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

One thing, I don't know why
It doesn�t even matter how hard you try, keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme, to explain in due time
I tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mocking me
Acting like I was part of your property
Remembering all the times you fought with me
I'm surprised it got so (far)
Things aren't the way they were before
You wouldn't even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
But it all comes back to me (in the end)
You kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when I

Chorus

I�ve put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
And for all this
There's only one thing you should know (2x) Chorus

 

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time......VH with Sammy Hagar


damn I hate that line

the comedy duo of MacLean and MacLean wrote some pretty effed up stuff, some of it was wickedly funny though

Like

Dildo Dawn whats that mechanism you have on
Could it be a porcelain penis from days gone by?
And did I hear you grunt as you stuffed it up your ____
To trigger that great orgasm tween your thighs.

I can't write anymore of that one, it is funny though

They wrote the song 'Fuck Ya'

I really hate your fucking guts,
& I'd like to kick you in the nuts,
So fuck ya, fuck ya, F. U. C. K. Y. A.
I really mean it f. u. c. k. y. a.


One called "Merry Christmas Handjob" about a guy alone at Xmas
One called "The _unt of the county." I can't write any of those lyrics
I dont recall the songs name, but it is about a guy whose lady is leaving him, and he doesnt let her.
the line I remember is "So I put another clip in the magazine, and said you aint goin nowhere."
and "So I pulled back the pin and I blew off her head....." I don't remember the rest.
The album "Go to Hell" has most of those on it.

another album is "Take the O out of Country."

some skits are just awesome too.

SPock" Jim, I have noticed that the inhabitants of this planet have a predilection for depositing their reproductive fluids in their digestive tracts."
Captain Kirk, " Aw, fuck off Spock you wouldn't know a good blow job...."

And they did a send up of Bing Crosby that was pretty good too, where they both do Bing, and use as many B words as they can.

It starts with just crooning in a deep voice, "B B B B boo boooo boo booo"
Welcome to the Bing Buff show Im Bing Mclean, and Im Bing Mclean too, today we discuss Bing bad side.
Boo booboobooboo, yes, bing could be a bit of a bastard, boo boo, yes, boo,
Boy he didnt like his boys beatin their boners, No, booboo

Bing bought some binoculars took a bead out the bay window caught a boo at the boys out behind the barn beatin their boners, and he blew up.

Bing blew up, yes Bing had a bit of a bad temper.. and he beat the boys
booboo, yes he did boobooboo,

Bing saw the boys beatin their boners, his blood would boil and he'd blow up, and beat the boys. with whatever he could grab
Yes with bats, and billyclubs, brambles, and branches of the bilaobob tree, and bars....etc.
It is pretty funny, although like most of their stuff, It was definitely not P.C.

Do one called leave it to Elvis...'shit I'm losin' it.' about his excess

or one about the Lennon/Epstein tryst

Rod Stewart is mentioned in one.
One about sexing your way up the corporate ladder, ya gotta give a little head to get ahead.....

A childrens story called little toot.

" and little toot would buy little bags of cocaine and have a little toot here and a little toot there, until one day he decided he wanted to buy a big bag of cocaine. So he went to the bank and he borrowed $3000
and went to meet his friends, Well his friends turned out to be lying, so they took his money and beat him up real bad, and as his Bloody, bruised and baattered, broken, badly beaten body was lying face down in the gutter, in the rain he decided to stick to little bags of cocaine. thats our story for today kids,

My younger brother John and I got a kick out of a skit called Johnny and Kenny, about a couple of alcoholic Legion members trying to play bridge hammered, and chatting. "Jesus Kenny, you got jam on my brand new deck of cards...brand new jesus deck of cards, they cost me a doller jesus fifty nine Kenny, you know, now you got jam all over them.

It reminded me so much of my early childhood.....just exaggerated dramatically.