you have beautiful mammaries

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by sunberry and buttons, Mar 23, 2010.

  1. sunberry and buttons

    sunberry and buttons Member

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    who goes out to take men home? whats the fun in that? dance flirt- make fun of people= fun times- this guy was a creepster in the dumpster- dont get it twisted
     
  2. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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    http://www.007b.com/breast_taboo.php

    "Well, we do have a peculiar obsession with breasts in this culture. A lot of people think it's just the human nature to be fascinated with breasts but in many cultures, breasts aren't sexual at all. I interviewed a young anthropologist working with women in Mali, in a country in Africa where women go around with bare breasts. They're always feeding their babies. And when she told them that in our culture men are fascinated with breasts there was an instant of shock. The women burst out laughing. They laughed so hard, they fell on the floor. They said, "You mean, men act like babies?"

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  3. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Are you serious?

    The fun part happens when your eyes roll back in your head and you start screaming out for god, even though you might be an atheist ;)
     
  4. sunberry and buttons

    sunberry and buttons Member

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    i be getting that from someone else ;) like 5 minutes ago :eek:
     
  5. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    O rly? :D :p
     
  6. sunberry and buttons

    sunberry and buttons Member

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    Conundrum Banned

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    Why would you feel like screaming rape when someone compliments your tits?


    Just do what I do and say. "Thanks, I know." :p
     
  8. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    And ‘Rock my soul in the Bosom of Abraham’ was an ancient take on man-boobs :rolleyes:


    Hotwater
     
  9. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    I prefer to say "look at the shitter on that critter". and, of course "look at the funbags on that hosehound" is always a classic.
     
  10. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    Why?

    Probably because every single detail of your clothing, choice of company, venue, and behavior was meant to call attention to your tits.

    You wanna be left alone, *you* stay at home. Play the music you like with your girls, dance in the living room with wine and brie and all that faggy shit, and lezz it out. No men, no one to complain about.

    But that probably would defeat the purpose of making you feel like the prize and too good to show your tits to an interested male.
     
  11. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Well Jumpin’ Jahoobies of course that’s why she dressed so provocatively :rolleyes:

    She wanted to be the center of attention, she wanted to make the FBI’s top two most wanted list, and
    with all due respect to 2Pac she wanted All Eyez on Me :eek:


    Hotwater
     
  12. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    So, is the purpose of this thread to convince yourself that you're not a slut for putting your DDs in this guy's face that just dug you 5 mins. ago? Because somehow with him it's "different?"

    Nobody here called you a slut before you created the thread. Rest your soul.
     
  13. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    brian's been bunglin' the b-wars.
     
  14. sunberry and buttons

    sunberry and buttons Member

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    hey urethra franklin- how bout you stay out of the thread- you got it wronnnnnnnngg
     
  15. sunberry and buttons

    sunberry and buttons Member

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    sheeeet! such a hostile wee thing! you need to take a wee chill pill- this thread was for some laffs- not for the thought police-
    go have a cry/wank
     
  16. TipsyGypsy

    TipsyGypsy Light of a Fading Star

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    You're such a slut Sunberry :eek:
     
  17. sunberry and buttons

    sunberry and buttons Member

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    oh yah- im a typical slut tipsy ;) i like to slut my shit around where ever i can, resturaunts, baby centers, tattoo parlours- any where i can pull my DD bosoms out for anyone who can see :p i also like to work at the white house international strip club on the weekends when my baby is asleep in bed- home alone- i only sometimes fuck for money- when i run out of diapers and what not
     
  18. TipsyGypsy

    TipsyGypsy Light of a Fading Star

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    See how could anyone get 'slut' out of that :tongue:
     
  19. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    fucking cool! you Rawck
     
  20. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    What a filthy dirty nasty little tramp-ass hoe-bag slut-muffin with loose morals!
     

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