$14.99 per month fees for FaceBook starting in July 2010? Is this true?

You can have the stool samples. I'm thinking more along the lines of offering free enemas for 6 months. Nobody can pass up a free enema.

 

I dunno... last time you used carbonated water and there were complaints.

 

Really? Nobody even mentioned their displeasure to me, personally. Thanks for the insight. Perhaps I'll use a saline solution this time.

 

Good thought... cool it with the high pressure pump too- you know what that does... happened a couple times to Oprah I think...

 

I think I'm gonna allow my customers to gauge the pressure themselves to suit their personal comfort-level.

 

HAHAHA, thats funny.. If that happens myspace will take over the computer world.

 

Ya know- if you pressurized people with air in... well that manner and they rehearsed enough I imagine they could fart a symphony.

 

hahaha After this post, I assume we're not trying to sound serious anymore. lol

 

W-whaaaat????

You mean you don't take the sauerkraut colonwind orchestra seriously? What ever is this world coming to when people cease to be able to appreciate the finer performance (f)arts?

 

hahahahaha

 

I'm sure they'd loose a huge amount of users haha. I like it because that's how I keep in touch with everyone.

 

lmao

 

Lol. Not true. They get they're money from advertising. They don't need to charge fees, that would be catastrophic business fail.

 

facebook saves me money on postage