100% Straight

If a guy says he is 100% as opposed to 99% straight, does that mean he goes through his life never once thinking about another mans penis?

Never once thinking or dreaming? How would you know? If you dont remember most of your dreams, how would you know what you dream of

Maybe these guys are pussy obsessed all day long, but then when its lights out and the head hits the pillow, its one big gay orgy in their head, Freddie Mercury is their singing "I want to break free", images of champagne corks popping and shuttle launches on the big screen behind the big ballsack shaped bed filled with a hundred oiled up guys in gladiator getups.

All this could be happening when they are fast asleep, and dont know cos they dont remember it, the turn around lunch time and tell one of the friends, nah dude I'm 100% straight, then tap their foot to "I've fallen in love for the first time, this time I know its for reeee-ee-al"

 

Straight guys are fags.

 

well, there's any number of things i may fantasize about that i don't actually want to do. that's why they're fantasies. otherwise i would have done them.

but 100% straight simply means "i'm not into you, no matter how good looking you are, because you have a penis/vagina."

it also means "i'm not okay with not being 100% straight.

 

anyone who has to go out of their way to add emphasis to how straight they are obviously isn't as straight as they claim. im a straight guy and i can appreciate another guy being attractive or something like that. im not thinking about shoving dick down my neck, but ive had interesting convos with my gay friends who point out another dude and tell me how hot he thinks he is. im not ashamed to say 'yea, bro, i agree, that is one hot dude.'

some people fear their own thoughts and feel like they need to be more macho to compensate

 

Yeah, when someone says that I just get the impression that they are insecure.

 

i just tell people i'm gay. :biggrin: i don't see what the big deal is.... but i am in the army, and maybe i just say that to try and cause a scene.

 

I'm not gay.

 

Your Girlfriend Thinks You Are......



Cheers Glen.

 

It's funny. There's this English gentleman at work and he keeps saying "Ï'm not gay." at random times.

I mean, the other day, two of us just happened to be talking about queening stools and this guy, who wasn't even part of the conversation, just blurted out, "Ï'm not gay."

Too funny.

 

Oh u wish!

But I think we can both be happy despite your supposed dislike of redheads. No one can really be 100%, surely. It's unnatural.

 

Sounds like my kinda guy. Random non sequitors? On it.

 

The scientists keep saying that animals are naturally bisexual. Apparently they enjoy procreating but they enjoy getting their rocks off even more.

Aren't humans animals?

 

What's the difference between a straight guy and a gay guy?

6 pints of lager.

 

NotDeadYet needs to develop a sense of humour.

 

I laugh at things that are funny.

 

I think you feel threatened by my joke.

 

Nice try.

 

Bingo bango

 

If a guy had to say "100% straight" instead of just "straight", I would think he had some sort of issue with it.

He doth protesteth too much.

 

"100% straight" can be roughly translated to "I'm going to boink your brother as soon as I get a chance"