my uterus hates me

Go with "Baby Bucket" rather than the term Uterus, sounds cuter.

Why do they have suck technical sounding names for girly parts.....uterus,vagina, labia.

Where as the word penis sounds cute peen-us and it ryhmes with a whole lot of things, what can you do with Uterus?...Uty, and the only thing it rhymes with is Toys R US

 

there is nothing cute about an evil uterus. i swear it's got a sharpened stick at times.

 

Have it removed and sell it.

 

sounds easy... but it's not.

maybe i need to vacation in mexico.

 

My uterus hates me too. It's shirking its duties.

 

punch it

 

Are you feeling any better today?

 

yes.. thanks. i actually am. almost no headache.. which is really weird.

 

Same here. If I didn't want to have children I'd want to be a dog. Then I could get "fixed" and have none.
Damn Eve for eating that fruit!!!!!!!