They tell me to have sex with condoms

What does your girlfriend think about your preference for dogs?

 

she don't care, she's a bitch.

 

our main bonding points are animals and ganja. so I'd say she doesn't mind. I mean, it's not like I say 'hey babe get that pussy away from me, I'm going to sleep with the dogs'..

 

or that.

 

i was worried my brilliance would be ignored.

 

awwwwwwwwwww !!!!!

 

So she shares your affinity.

 

Which one is it?

 

i really don't see the problem with condoms....

haha, just remembered a funny joke
"ribbed for her plaesure, turn them inside out and the are ribbed for your pleasure"
haha, well it's funnier when you see the movie (norbit marriage scene)

 

Sorry if I like pussies its just in my nature