I'm fictitious

...according to the girl at the Burger King drive-through window. I think she meant "facetious", but she was too stupid to know one word from the other. :rofl:

I always thought I was real, but Burger King has spoken.

 

sounds like fun. so if you don't exist, do you still have to pay her your imaginary money for the order she only imagines she's taken?

 

At least she tried to have a large vogue capillary.

 

Even if she meant facetious she wouldn’t say “I’m facetious”

She might say “sorry, I was just being facetious”



Hotwater

 

How did she know you are on Hip Forums?

 

She thought I was being facetious. I had been joking around with her.

 

Eewww! You eat at Burger King? :ack2: uke:

 

Fictional people can eat fictional food.

 

She probably meant "Fergalicious"

 

Nah, she thought you were pulling her leg.

 

:rofl:

 

At least now you know better than to joke around with a girl working at BK

Unless it was your intention to fuck her :cheers2:


Hotwater

 

it always makes me cringe a little when people use the wrong word. i have a friend who described a house as "fellatial" instead of "palatial." i restrained myself from snickering and comments about how good blow jobs probably woud up a woman's odds of getting a palace. but only just barely.

 

Well, I can't fuck her brains out. Somebody beat me to it.

As I think about this more, I realize this could be a great thing for me. I need to get some official documentation, maybe a statement signed by the CEO of Burger King. If I'm not real, then I don't have to pay taxes or obey any laws. If I end up in jail, I just erase that part of my fictional story. It never happened!

Were you at all tempted to tell her? If nobody does, she's going to say that again, in front of someone else.

 

well, HE does it all the time, it's part of his uniqueness.

 

If he knows he's doing it, and you know it too, then it isn't stupid. It's just funny.

 

he doesn't know he's doing it. bless his heart. we know what he means and it would be cruel to tell him now.

 

Like Archie Bunker on the old TV show. Classic lulz.

 

...and converse with people possessing fictional intelligence but that's what you get with a fictional educational system.

Funny malapropism.

 

i'd not only rep you for the use of malaproprism, but also for finding it funny.