3rd time a kid looked at my dick

uugh.. what is up with all these queerish kids piling in my town with camouflage shirts and "cool" sunglasses?

This is not the first time when i went into a public bathroom and unzipped my fly at the urinal when a kid vacated a urinal next to me when i saw his head tilt down as if he was watching my thing in there.. i kinda let him get away with it for the first 3 seconds but he wouldnt mind his own business.... but about 6 seconds later when anger was riling up inside me, i told him "If you look at my fucking dick again, you know whats gonna happen" and he just said "what?" and i just replied "you know what" and i left.


I hate it when that happens, and they are underage with their parents around so if punch a kid in the nose he's gonna go get Big Daddy to come and deal with it.


But next time a kid looks, ill just whip it out and say "take a good look, because if you look at the wrong person, you're going to hell"

 

You're a pretty strange guy.

 

You Sound Like A "Paranoid Nut-Bucket"........................:auto:



Cheers Glen.

 

Well if they're staring at your dick they're obviously impressed by it's size so.. why are you so pissed?

 

Or they're just baffled by how small it is. lol

 

Or how deformed it is.

 

Careful.. the OP might have to come and take care of you if you insult him

 

Couldn't you have just peed on him? I think that would get the message across a lot faster and more efficiently... just my thoughts..

 

Make eye contact and start stroking; he'll probably lose his nerve before you do.

Or not; but it seems like that wouldn't bother you much.

 

Don't say that man... lmao

He might do it for all you know

 

good idea...too good.. but next time it happens, ill be sure to ruin their camouflage pants

Dont worry CannbisSoul, most people are immune to those comments, only sensitive people get mad

 

............:smilielol5:



Cheers Glen.

 

And a week later you'll be puzzled as to why a girl has a similar reaction when she catches you staring at her rack.

So you get it now right, telling us a story like that, without you even realising it, gives away how clueless you are about girls.

Next big pill to swallow is working out what the chicks are going to assume about you when you say shit like that

 

did no body else find this funny? maybe its coz i dont have a penis- but seriously dude- dont talk about kids while youre talking about your dick

 

lmao

 

lol, thats a different story... but i would have passed the situation if the kid just had a little peek, but no, he was looking there for a good 9 seconds before i kinda snapped. lol

i got caught once looking at some chick's rack, she only said "hey, my eyes are up here"

 

No I didnt find it funny, by camo shirts and cool sunnies, when he says kids he's not talking about 8 year olds.

And he's not talking about the gay you are used to, that you see on the sitcoms or everybody giggles at, he's talking about that hidden half you never get to see, they never talk about.

Whilst toilet blocks werent my thing, dont know what thats about, by 16 I was rather aggressive, and at that age already could tell the ones I'd have success with at a glance, put up a bit of a struggle maybe cop a punch or two, doesnt take much before they give in, and when its like that usually only takes 30 seconds. Even hotter when its a guy twice your size.

So yeah, funny, but from them its always a nervous type of funny

 

Dude wtf, if someone looked at my dick Id give em a knuckle sandwitch.

 

can I see it?

 

lol