To Boldly Go… Aliens laid eggs in my chest While I was out in space They did it with a spiky tube Inserted in my face Then I met a lawyer Who told me not to shirk My duty to report This accident at work Soon lots of gruesome monsters Will Burst out of me But you can’t complain When you’re told “no win, no fee” So don’t get too downhearted If it’s you the beasts select At least there’s profit to be made Thanks to Claims Direct.
