zombies

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Boogabaah, Mar 8, 2010.

  1. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    i don't get it.. is that part of the definition of a zombie.. to be hungry for human brains?

    and when did zombies go from being stiff, slow and moaning to running faster than a cheetah and screaming?
     
  2. _zero_

    _zero_ Newbie

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    My zombie is still slow, stiff, and quiet. I don't think I would like the new kind.
     
  3. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    that makes no sense what so ever...

    you will be the first to be eaten by zombies. :rolleyes:
     
  4. SweetBlasphemy

    SweetBlasphemy Senior Member

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    I think "28 Days Later" helped spark the superspeed, rage-driven zombie phenomenon.. although technically, they weren't Zombies by definition, but infected individuals in a zombie-like trance.

    My favorite explanation of Zombies comes from the Max Brooks Zombie Survival Guide. A (fictional!) virus called Solanum enters the body upon contact with infected bodily secretions through an open wound, etc.. and basically takes over your organs and tissues until all your bodily functions cease, except the brain, which remains alive but in a dormant state. The virus takes over until it has mutated all your cells into new organs and tissues that no longer need oxygen to function, then become reanimated in their new state. Just add brain cravings, and you have yourself a bona-fide Zombie :)
     
  5. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    I want zombies to come here so I can shoot the fuck out of them and watch them explode. the slow variety would be preferred
     
  6. aydinerro

    aydinerro Member

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    I can't decide which one I like more.
    The slow, moaning ones are kind of ominous in the sense that there always seems to be seas of them, and they never stop.

    But the quick badass ones are kind of fun too because shooting them would be way more exciting. Especially if you climbed on top of something. Fuck yes.
     
  7. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    I'll take either. but with the fast ones I need to knock off a gun shop for more weapons. post haste
     
  8. _zero_

    _zero_ Newbie

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    Okay. :tongue:
     
  9. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    when the white man introduced them to crack.
     
  10. Conundrum

    Conundrum Banned

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    :eek: :smilielol5:
     
  11. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    this makes sense.. oddly enough..
     
  12. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    the new and improved zombies are pretty wicked. lol
     
  13. _zero_

    _zero_ Newbie

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    That is my excuse. What's yours? :D
     
  14. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    In fact the movie which really started off this revolution in faster, more animated, and even talking zombies was The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

    Summary:

    In 1966 Darrow Chemical Company was ordered by the military to develop the top secret chemical Trioxin. They were told it would be used for marijuana defoliation.

    An accidental leak at the Pittsburgh VA Hospital morgue resulted in a contamination that reanimated corpses. The Army Corps of Engineers contained the bodies in a cryonic state inside airtight biohazard drums. A shipment of six drums was lost in the rushed transport to a storage facility.

    What the Army did not know is that the lost Easter Eggs had been rotting in the basement of the nation’s largest medical supply warehouse in an industrial park outside Louisville, Kentucky.

    When the reanimated corpses were accidentally released upon a group of unsuspecting teens just out for a little fun - they got more than they ever bargained for ….. :eek:


    Hotwater
     
  15. aydinerro

    aydinerro Member

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    oh shiittt!
    talking zombies?!
     
  16. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    For real [​IMG]

    Hotwater
     
  17. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    just a few minutes ago I met some zombies - sales zombies. They are all the same, everyone of them. Where is my ice-pick?

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  18. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    HA!
     
  19. SweetBlasphemy

    SweetBlasphemy Senior Member

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    Oh, I know all about ROTLD ;) I dunno, to me the frenzied, animalistic, rage-filled screaming "zombies" in 28 Days Later are a completely different breed than even ROTLD, which is why I didn't think to mention it. You would have never gotten a cognizant answer out of the Rage victims, unlike the conversation with the head/spine remnants of the zombie that explains how she (it? lol) can feel herself rotting and how eating human brains eases the pain of being dead... Nope, your face would be shredded before you could ask a Rage Zombie the time of day.
     

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