Job's an Testinggg

Alright, so i need a job. An the majority of the jobs that i could potentially be employed to say they drug test on the app's. I am heavy smoker been smoking everyday since god who knows...but you get the picture. I actually have heroin in my system aswell. My question is....

So i have a interview tomm. with this landscaping company, and on the application process thing they say they drug test. I just wanted to know what exactly i should do/expect. I mean would they test me, and thats if they actually do, would they test me the same day. And if they dont but ask me if i can do one would should i do to not end my chances of getting the job but more like delaying the process. I hear alot about this product stinger and mostly positive reviews, saying it worked. Even though i am not clean, i still applied to any jobs that where open evne if they test, i need a job and its worth the chance.

Any thoughts or advice would be well appreciated!

 

Detox drinks don't work, all they are is loaded with diuretics and B vitamins and tell you to drink it along with a lot of liquid and hold it after consuming until the test, ect. You're basically paying $40 for an energy drink, it's the perfect stoner scam against other stoners.

Aside from that, normally they often test on the spot if you're hired. Sometimes they'll send you to a place that will send your piss to a lab. At this point if you're smoking daily there is nothing you can really do except stop smoking. You wouldn't even be able to dilute your piss down, the amount of liquid you'd have to drink would make your piss clearer then water.

 

That won't work if they watch you. Also you can't just keep it under your balls, you gotta at least microwave it first then put it there. A lot of even dip stick tests can tell if the temp is right, I mean it doesn't accurately measure it but it can know if the piss is even near the right level of warmness. Keeping it in your crotch alone isn't enough.

 

Idk man, i mean everyone that i have spoke to personally have all said that the drinks have worked for them. Especially the one i have heard from the most which is Stinger, even my dad said he had to do that one day when his job or for it whichever. So to be honest a may just be a scam like you say. However i think if you follow the directions that are given EXACTLY then it will provide good results. But none the less you maybe very right. But i can now say that its like 6 to 1, in favor of the detox drink ha....

 

I'm telling ya, look at the ingredients on detox drinks and what the instructions are, buy two rock stars, chug those along with a bunch of cranberry juice and water, save $35

 

Hey guys I'll most likely be having to do a drug test within the next 2 weeks for a job and I'm pretty damn sure i'll pass but I figured I'd ask on here to be safe. I havent smoked weed in over a month, I ate shrooms about 2 weeks ago and 3 weekends in a row before that i ate shrooms, and between now and the drug test i may be doing 2c-B, 2c-P, and N,N DMT. Now are any of those gonna show up on a drug test do you think? i forgot all that they test for, it was like coke, weed, amphetamines, pcp, and i forgot what else if there is others.

 

You are in fact beyond fine, if you're really worried the RCs may cause a false positive for something else, just make sure you don't do them 5-6 days before hand and you're guaranteed.

As for weed, a month by itself is generally more then enough for even heavy smokers to pass no problem.

 

Alright cool thanks. does anyone know if N,N DMT, 2c-x's ever cause false negatives?

 

Alright forget the 2c-x's, i dont plan on doing any of those for a while

But I got a new question, I was gonna smoke some DMT tonight out of a bowl that had always been used for smoking pot. And like i said, I haven't smoked weed in months, and tomorrow i have a job interview and will eventually take a drug test if i do get the job, now if I smoke the dmt out of this bowl using the sandwich method with parsley and parsley ash, what are the chances that marijuana would come up positive on a drug test?

 

I think that there is a very slim chance of cannabis showing up on a test if you smoke dmt from the previously used cannabis bowl. Is your piece really resed up? (meaning resin-stupidly I don't know how to spell 'resed') If it is then maybe consider just cleaning the piece? But regardless, I don't think that weed will show up in your system. Especially if it is only from the resin in the bowl.

 

If you have a test the next day, or maybe 2 days after using the bowl, there's a chance it can cause a positive for weed, depends how much resin is in the bowl/how much is burned and you inhale. To be safe I'd just spend a few minutes cleaning it out.