I confess

My penis kinda tilts left when erect.

 

same....

 

Same

I'm working on personal therapy to fix it tho.

 

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mine too. But i really, really don't care.

I actually use it to my advantage, if you know what i mean.

 

gravity doesnt do it. I am not worried(its slight), I was admitting something apparently that missed you. Its ok.

 

That I am Un-circumscised.

 

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your penis is a left-leaning bleeding heart commie pinko.

 

So go right

 

my penis stays in the center... it's a moderate. I need to cut spending though, it is going way out of control.

 

ah, your penis tries to make everybody just content enough to not complain.

 

I think Bill Clinton had a left wing wang.

 

my penis curves WAY to the left.

 

Mine curves up and to the left... almost made me deaf, if ya know what I mean ....

 

Yep, my penis is a real populist.

 

mine's definitely leans left. It actually has the ability to do what it wants though, so it's definitely not a commie wang.

 

mine stays erect 24-7 for some reason...

*pr0n*

 

Mine is kind of backward. But it's far enough away from my vaganus that the tingles from the wind still feel good.

 

Mine curves straight up, scares the shit out of me in the mornin' big bastered starin right at me.

 

My penis talks to me. Makes me do things I don't want to do. tells me to play with it under the desk at work. Tells me to puch it into the lady in line in front of me at the Wal Marts. Tells me to rub it on all my money and then think of the people who will be getting free pubes with their next ATM withdrawal.