Bucket 'o balls 'n a yard o' dick here.I milk cows for a living.Got a nice new 3 foot step ladder for x-mas. For picking oranges.
Just to verify this post, the attached link provides an article about Jonah Falcon, proud owner of the world's largest penis... http://www.webcitation.org/5cIyDR6N1
thats just the largest officially measured. im sure there are bigger. but i am still waiting for pics to confirm ops story.
I just bend my wife over and stick my huge dick up her pussy. keep teasing before entering. but I enjoy the sex better when she is riding me.. oh boy and her tits are lucy pinder sized fake she had a boob job a year ago and now my dick turns hard when shes in her bra only!! my wife loves to get covered in my cum, i blast it on her face she swallows some of it whilst i slap my dick on her tits. i love my wife.
thats incredible! but that sucks really bad at the same time, i too have some problems getting head from my girlfriend... because mine measures 10.5 erected. im not sure but i think anal is completely out of the question just cus of not only my length but width as well...
Oh! another Lie about your Penis thread!? YAY! you know how I said my Penis was 8 inches... THATS ACROSS. its like 6 feet long. I'm gonna cut it off, hollow it out and make a Kayak... well. a Cockyak.
You may say it... doesn't make it true. Skill with an 8 inch dick is always better then skill with a 3 inch dick. Generally speaking, the only people who say otherwise, are those with a 3 inch dick (or those that are dating them) trying to make themselves feel better.