We have to do a parody on something, so being a stoner/partyholic I chose to do a parody on the first chapter of Genesis, and instead of writing about the creation of Earth I wrote about the creation of the Most Righteous Party in the Land. Thoughts, comments, criticisms? On Spring Break Phelan created the Most Righteous Party in the Land And the party was without fun, and void; and lame was upon the face of everyone. And the Spirit of Phelan moved upon the face of the front door. And Phelan said, let there be music: and there was music And Phelan heard that the music was good; and Phelan separated the music from the overly drunk freshman chick talking about how lame the party was. And Phelan called the music "hip-hop" and sent the freshie out the door. And there was good times, and no dumb broads to ruin anything. And Phelan brought the beer and separated the vodka which was under the beer from the vodka which was above the beer. And it was so. And Phelan called the beer Keystone Light. And there was good times, and no dumb broads to ruin anything, on the second day. And Phelan said "Let the people bored at their houses gather in one place, and let the boredom disappear". And Phelan called the one place Tristan's, and the outside "Angry Neighbor Land": And Phelan saw that it was good. And some random dude in a Bob Marley shirt brought forth grass, and the Holy Bong of Destiny was presented before him in a glowing veil of righteousness: and Phelan saw that it was really good. And the good times and no dumb broads brought the third day. And Phelan said let there be games for everyone to be played in all rooms to divide the social drinkers from the competitive ones; and let them be for fun, for the people, and for inebriation. And Phelan made two great games; Kings for those of a greater good and beer pong for the athletes. And Phelan separated these two games, as to keep the players from angering each other: and Phelan saw that it was good. And the good times and no dumb broads brought the fourth day. And Phelan said let the alcohol bring forth the true personalities in everyone, and shall everyone have a great time, and shall everyone act without thinking first. And Phelan started dancing, as no whiteboy should ever do, and seeing this, the creatures of the party joined in, and everyone was dancing, and laughing, and partaking in group hugs, and having heart to heart conversations that would be soon forgotten in the morning. And the good times and no dumb broads brought the fifth day. And Phelan said bring forth the out-of-towner's, the social outcasts, those who vomit forth the beer upon thy bathroom floor, the jocks, the stoners, the goths, the preps, for everyone and everything shall take part in the Most Righteous Party in the Land. And still there were no fights: and Phelan saw that it was good. So Phelan decided it was time to call the ladies. And Phelan brought forth three females for every man in his own image. And Phelan blessed the females, and Phelan said unto them "Have fun, make conversation, do what you gotta do, just don't make a scene about something irrelevant, as this is the Most Righteous Party in the Land, and this week shall remain in constant euphoria." And Phelan said, Behold, I have given you the brews and the herb, and to you it shall be your blood, flesh, and soul. And to every denizen of the Most Righteous Party in the Land, I have given everything I can offer, and thus the ground he stepped upon was worshiped: and it was so. And Phelan saw everything that he had brought forth, and, behold, it was very good. And the good times and no dumb broads were the sixth day.
never read the first chapter of genesis, or anything religious for that matter, I liked it a lot though
i, too, can appreciate the subtleties. i think being familiar with literature is vital, even when the literature is distasteful to our sensibilities. i've read a decent chunk of the bible. even the catholic bible. matter of fact i read a chapter of the bible that i havent found again since. go figure. i lost a book of the bible. but i do think that everyone should be familiar with such important books, otherwise you can not speak intelligently with others on the subject.
I don't need to speak to others about the bible, other than to express my opinion that it is fiction.
but your opinion is more validated by being familiar with the topic. i try not to talk to people about it either, but even fiction can influence minds.
I trust you do not attend a parochial school. The piece is offensive... I like it. Good parody usually pisses off a particular group of people bereft of a sense of humor and that certainly fits the bill.
Yeah I go to good ole public school in the hood. My teacher was pumped when I told her I did a parody on Genesis, I didn't tell her what exactly I did though =D
That's true, but it doesn't matter. lol I don't care if my opinion is validated, since it is more based on logic than it is based on anything specificly written in the bible. hahahaha That's classic:tongue:
lol i know one thing for DAMN sure: i would never ever want to get into a serious discussion over the bible, whether the person is agreeing with me or not. so actually i'd prefer to remain ignorant on the subject so that such discussion could never possibly take place.
So I read it in front of the entire class, teacher, AND vice principal today. Everyone couldn't stop laughing, and I got very loud applause at the end of it. After class, I went back to my english class and my teacher was talking about how she never knew I was a pothead because I'm in the AP program and I'm an athlete at the school. She said her opinion of me lowered, but you could tell she was joking. Then another teacher who read it asked me what I used a bong for and I said a vase. Later on in the day, a bunch of kids came up to me asking to read it that aren't even in my class. I don't know if this spreading is a good thing or a bad thing lol.
