Ask Lode.

Hello friends, it's your hero, Lode offering my biannual advice column. Should you tip your drug dealer? Should you pull the plug on grams? I'm here to put an end to all your troubles, just ask

If I don't have good advice, I have good pills.

 

How prepared to I have to be to start my panther raping adventure?

 

i don't know whst good your pills are gonna do for me, but i'll ask anyway. how do i deal with this sudden onset of hairloss?

 

That depends how rough you like your S&M.

 

Better make 'em sugar pills... don't wanna see you overdose, buddy!

 

Oh I like it as rough as it gets with panthers, I mean its like a game you have to watch out the panthers get fuckin pissed dude.

 

Why does eating this give me the runs?

 

are panthers the ones in their 20's and cougars the ones in their 40's and up? if so, what are the ones in their 30's?

 

it's the asparagus. does the same to me.

 

If I were you, I'd see a doctor, and I'd get to third base with me.

 

What? this is a panther

 

hm. looks small and sunburned and very flexible.

 

How do I get my husband to get off his stupid computer and follow me upstairs? I'm half naked and it's not working.

 

crawl up the stairs with a hockey puck in your teeth.

 

Email him saucy pictures of you.

 

that or a virus...

 

Everytime I google 'half naked daisymae...'

Which is daily.

 

how many minutes can you hold your hand in the flame without screaming?

 

Closed guard, dead in elite level MMA fights?

 

I have no troubles in my life but can i have the pills?