How do I get dreads? D:

I'm considering getting dreads in the summer...but I'll kinda have to know how xD
Natrual, please?
I know, I'm a dumbass.
THANKS

 

http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?t=364273&f=209

 

You have to pray to Jah Marley if you want dreads. If you dream about him that night, he approves and you can go ahead and get natural dreads usually by stopping combing. If you don't dream about him you shouldn't really get them.

 

^ This.

 

This

 

yep

 

LOL :ssmokeit:

 

Liz, WHY are you laughing? It's true. I prayed. He approved but I back combed so every few months one of them snaps off. Which shows Jah Marley is displeased with my method of dread.

 

that'll learn you to follow proper protocol in the future.

 

Fuck you fickle, ever since you joined all you do is start on me. You always hurt my e feelings:

 

Why wait?

 

but you're awesomesauce. i wasn't meaning to hurt your e-feelings, i was playing along with your hilarity. you are hilarity personified. or e-personified i guess.

i actually lol'd for real at dawson. my aunt asked me what up and i was too embarrassed to say "i am laughing at a picture that someone posted on a dreadlock forum of dawson crying" so instead i made something up. that's how awesomesauce i'm not. i wish i was awesomesauce. i was literally just moments ago thinking about how much more awesomesauce there used to be in my life, and how much i miss the awesomesauce and want it back in my life, and then you comment and highlight even more the lack of awesomesauce that i am and that surrounds me. sigh.

 

Yeah you were you like hurting hdh's e feelings. Dawson is win you like him so i guess we are friends now. If you search Dawson crying on google and click images, it is lols.

I'm so hilarityness that I make myself wee by telling myself jokes. like the one where a horse walks into a bar and the barman goes fuck off you're a horse no animals.

and your mothers so fat she married a post man makes me lol. I made that up when I was high. I wish there was awesomesauce in your life. then your life would be awesomesauce like my life is.

I'm joking. I have no friends in RL.

 

so much lol'ing and hilarityness i almost pooped my pants.

my favourite jokes are :

knock knock, who's there, interrupting cow, interrupting cow wh-, MOOOO!

why did lucy fall off the swing? because she had no arms

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because i threw a refrigerator at him

what's white and can't swim? a refrigerator

 

we're so mean to newbie dreadies

 

IDIFTL (<--- I can't believe I typed that, stupid interbone)

Besides, it took Sarah how long? 1 minute to nail the answer to the silly question...

'I wonder if I should **Read this BEFORE POSTING or risk being flamed!**... Oh wait, I already clicked post'

 

haha okay understood, i lol'd at your picture to be honest. but really, we all give noobs total shit all the time.

poor kids.

EDIT: I'm super weirded out how the guy with the rasta/dread hat is shirtless.... is that really necessary to sell the hat? wtf?

 

A personal motto of mine: 'If you're gonna be dumb you gotta be tough.'
This shit builds character.

:cheers2:

The stubble and sparse chest hair are included

 

haha agreed.

i wish there was a 'like' or an 'agree' button just so i didn't have to post just to agree with someone.... lol

 

There are ways, you'll figure it out...

'What's in a post?'