zombie apocalypse

Everyone with half a brain knows the zombie apocalypse is happening soon.
Please explain your initial course of action after zombies begin walking the streets of your town.
Given you’re not zombies yourselves.
Are you prepared?

My first reaction would be to get friends and family to meet at my house with as much firepower as possible. Luckily I live in the middle of nowhere so an electrified fence could feasibly be built in time. Also I always thought having a lot of automobiles and a dozen or so loyal German Sheppard’s would be a good idea. I think becoming self sufficient wouldn't be too hard considering how many people could live at my "survivor’s colony".

 

Oh by the way anyone on this site is welcome to come when this happens.
Just find Hopkins, SC and byob.

Your days will consist of drinking beer on my roof and shooting zombies with a high-powered rifle.

 

soon? brother, it's already here. why do you think i spend so much time on here? i've already boarded myself into my apartment.

 

^damnit man! get your guns and your sisters! The revolution is comin!!!

 

I love the idea of a zombie apocalypse. my first course of action would be getting my dogs and guns, then knocking off the gun gallery, shooters, and every other gun shop in town. get some AR-15s, a few more mossbergs, and plenty of ammo. then find a lifted super duty to steal, and have some fun

 

I own this book and have read it cover to cover. Everyone should be prepared.




http://www.randomhouse.com/catalog/display.pperl?isbn=9781400049622

 

I have the .pdf

 

I leaf through it all the time. Probably the best and most humorous purchase I've ever made. The way he writes is brilliant.

Don't forget to fill up your bathtubs and sinks people! Never know when you're gonna need that water.

 

Given the nature of man, if hell isn’t full by now it never will be


Hotwater

 

This is the book for you...I've read it, it's pretty good.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Zombie_Survival_Guide

edit: I see it's been suggested already. That just tells you that you should read it.

 

first, i'll play that amusing little tune "zombies ate my neighbor" or whatever it is to get energized.

 

I love Hordes !
I guess get a bat and start bashing away...

 

Here’s a little known gem in the zombie saga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVD7v2L_roY"]YouTube- ZOMBIE - 1979 - TRAILER



Hotwater

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnNIs4YKtZM"]YouTube- Danger 50000 Volts Zombies 1
How to survive a zombie attack by Shaun of the Dead himself!

Here's what I'd do personally. Contact the entire crew and have them meet up at my uncles house with their largest possible vehicles(should be 2 suburbans, a lexus, a jeep and a honda)and any canned goods and water they have. After we get to my uncles we arm ourselves(my uncle has a straight up arsenal at his tilt, no gun stores. Everyone and their mommas going to a gun store). We divide up the groups so that there are strong and weak members in all, then to the gas stations to fill up and then to an army base. TRhere used to be one right here in Pittsburg, we may try that place out.

 

I had the same Idea but instead of an army base it’s a former air force station that during the cold war ran on prime power and not the local utility, which means its isolated and with a little coaxing I could get those diesel generators operating to peak efficiency.

The barracks are still standing, the barbwire fences are still intact, and the department of energy has recently updated the old radar domes to latest advanced doppler phased array giving us both eyes and ears.

The only staff remaining are civilians and we can easily take them over


Hotwater

 

so is zombie the new euphamism for the starving hoardes?

 

No that would be the post 2012 apocalypse


Hotwater

 

I would do nothing different. I'm ready.

 

I'm sorry to disqualify myself from this as I have yet to be reduced to just half a brain.

 

if the german sheppards turn into zombies, you're screwed.