home-made tattoo

hello all,

there's this chick at my school who i'm trying to impress, and she looooves ozzy, so i'm thinking i'll tattoo this on my left knuckles

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2324/2402492612_e003c7907f.jpg?v=0

how do i go about doing this?

 

just don't, really

 

Bad idea

 

why not?

i'll sterilize it

 

Totally go for it dude, the chick will be really impressed with how metal you are. Just sterilize whatever you're going to use with a lighter for 30 seconds and go to town. If you carve the letters in with a boxcutter and then just rub ink into the wounds, you should be good. Remember not to use any disinfectant, peroxide, etc afterward or during the healing process or it will fade it out too much. It'll hurt a lot, but she'll be super blown away by the pain you went through for her. In fact it couldn't hurt to put her name somewhere on your body as well so after she's all like 'Whoah!' at your knuckle tatts, you can show her the name and she'll seriously give you a hummer right there and then.

After a week the area around the tattoo will probably start to turn all kinds of colors, get extremely sensitive, and likely start to smell a little. Just spray some Axe on that shit and keep going - it's just a cross you have to bear, man. A METAL cross.

Under no circumstances should you let an adult, a doctor, or anyone with 'real' tattoo knowledge have anything to do with it - it won't seem as genuine to the girl you like, then, and those people probably won't be hardcore enough to understand.

 

think long term do urself a favor

 

i just really want to shag her.....no logic involved

 

Yep, you're right there.... clearly no logic involved!

 

Quoted for truth.

 

She will fuck you senseless if you tattoo it to your forehead, try and get good at writing looking in a mirror, or be a badass and just scratch it on backwards.

Your best bet is to put a plastic bag over your head, scratch it into your forehead through the bag with a scalpel and then use spray paint to get it in properly, the paint will get fukt too

:cheers2:

 

i think you'll do the opposite of impress her, crazy idea.
if you're going to get a tat, get a good one, because you're going to have to live with it, probably for ever.
got to be an easier way to get a shag, isn't there?

 

nahh....i always like to do stupid stuff to get an otherwise easily-obtainable goal complete

 

ahhhhh come on man.
Really?
REALLY?!

 

yeah...i'm stupidity's bitch

 

If she is that 'easily-obtainable' I wouldn't want her.

 

i'm saying that there would be a more sensible way to do things, but i like to be stupid

 

Do a longer word so you can put up both your hands and have it spell out.

 

Did this really just happen?!?!
Oh my god...
Kill me... Fuck!

 

maybe he should tattoo LETS FUCK on his hands. Sure that would impress.

 

oh god, this kid is retarded.