Lovemaking in a canoe

The most preferred position is over the thwart.

 

i did it in a raft once ))))

 

It's a long time back for me (early 1980s) and it wasn't actually sex, but quite a turn on.

My (then) girlfriend and I hired a basic canoe in the country with just one large open area for seating. I sat down in the back first then she sat down — diddly squat on top of my startled weiner. Needless to say, we didn't get to paddle very far as she leaned back and it was 'game on!', big time. It is probably one of the earliest exciting sexual encounters. I hear nowadays the same thing happens on jetskis offshore at the nude beach where the woman is driving and a guy is getting his excitement right behind her. Haven't seen this (lots of jetskis but as lifejackets are law, they tend to obscure "details") but I can imagine it's just as sensual.

 

It can be done. Keep you center of gravity low. Don't do it when the canoe is on land. It makes them leak.

 

that sounds epic.

 

Haha some comedian (i can't remember which) said the following joke:
"whats the difference between American beer and sex in a canoe?... They're both fucking close to water."
this reminded me of that. and I think it's funny.

 

Miss Emma, I had exactly the same thought.

(For what it's worth, have had sex on one of those floating platforms on a lake and also had sex in a row boat -- that was a bit rocky -- but have never fucked in a canoe. Oh -- also have had sex on a cruise ship and that was absolutely delightful!)

 

Never in a canoe but on a dock on a lake once. Well, got a bj anyway.

 

what does sex in a canoe and budlight have in common???........... theyre both fuckin next to water!

 

....whence comes the word 'thwarted'.

 

i enjoy having sex while riding a unicycle across a tightrope.

 

Wow ... the "man in the boat" sure takes on new meaning in this exercise.

 

I'm enjoying this other, delightfully acceptable side of the boating coin...think of anywhere you'd like to have a house by the water, and just go there.

 

It was Eric Idle:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_WRFJwGsbY"]YouTube - Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl - Philospher's Song

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

Is it possible to have sex on a seagoing kayak? Plenty of nudists in solo or pairs take these long, low profile craft for a spin around the shallows at the nude beach, but they look slender and prone to tipsiness (the kayaks, I mean!). My old river-class solo kayak allows me to lean back, feet up for a wank and is still quite comfortable after 24 years. In hot weather I wear nothing but a hat and sunscreen. We're now in autumn and it's cooling down. Guess you Northerners are now lapping up the warming world... <sigh>

 

There is nothing more comforting than a beautifully made, crisp linen bed to elicit a sense of warmth and protection. Any seafarer will attest to the fact that the dreams experienced whilst sleeping on a moving boat become very 'convoluted' as your mind attempts to rationalize the movement your body is feeling. Recent trends in bed linen choices have seen a movement toward natural, non-allergenic fibres and textures (bamboo, hemp, cashmere) and a less formal 'starchy' approach to dressing the bed.

 

What if you fell in the water...will go on with sex at the water ?

Just kidding...interesting story and nice experience...

 

If you had anal sex in a canoe would you be up shit creek? S&M style; up shit creek without a paddle...

 

is that a penis in your canoe or are you pleased to see me?

 

if it's on land probably.