I'm a free man!

I suggest you ditch your girlfriend.

This is coming from a lifeless, somewhat pathetic virgin with few friends and a generally shitty outlook on many things related to common social aspects, so you should probably disregard this, but none the less it sounds like she is not enriching your life at all.

Also the way i see it, a girl trying to 'control' her guy by not having sex with him, something which is really important to most males, is permitting fair grounds for cheating.

 

she isn't doing it to 'control' me and keep me from smoking, it wasn't until the other night that i actually brought the smoking shit up.

have you been in love before?.. If so then you'd realize that simply just one person can brighten up your life in a lot of ways, not just sex.

 

FUCK THAT BITCH


you just got off probation son, smoke a fatty... you deserve it



if you want to get a lil high, you should be able to, if she cant accept the fact that you just got off a year long probation, and you want to sit down, and enjoy some fine herb that you havnt tasted a year, then maybe she isnt right for ya



just my 2cents

 

PS: your title lied, you AINT no free man if your girl isnt letting you smoke!!!11111!!111

 

lol, this truly tempts me too.

I love her, never would wanna lie, but i'd honestly just love to burn down. not like she'd ever find out, BUT, then again, when you're in love you're not suppose to lie. :\

 

lol you just got off a year probation, your girl is dangling the vagina like a carrot on a stick and you STILL listen to her when she says no weed?

definitely whipped

and lol @ loving her just cause youve been together for almost a year


whhhiiiiipppped. you're right about not being pussy whipped though - you have to get pussy to be whipped by it

 

Yeah wtf? It would take a really fuckin hot girl to control me like that.

 

His girlfriend is actually Megan Fox. He's just modest about it.

So there, bitches.

 

im not even the OP and im offended
you sir are a dickhead

 

what the hell man? I can honestly say I knew I was falling in love with this girl after being with her for just 2 months, why you ask? Because this girl has been my best friend for over 3 years now and I care a great deal for her. She doesn't 'flaunt' her stuff around and then not do anything about it, that'd be a bitch move and at that point I would really not give a fuck about what she said about smoking, but she doesn't provoke the behavior, the problem is that I'm a teenage guy, I want sex- a lot lol. I suppose you could say she does have me wrapped around her finger, but it's not a GIANT deal when I care so much about her.

 

Pussy > Weed

And don't worry man, most of the guys calling you pussywhipped haven't got their dick wet in a long time.

Hahahahahaha, I get both on a daily basis. FUCK YOU ALL!!!

 

I was about to say..

 

:iagree:

 

Isn't she 13 or something though?

 

Its good to see that you respect the promise of keeping
to your gf, it really shows how strong your bond for her
is.
even through out everything you've been through
and i know you really want to smoke, dont break that
promise.Maybe she's mad at you for something only you know.
Dont listen to these idiots here keep your promise and
im sure she'll give you the ok oneday.

 

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CC your hand doesnt count

 

where's the "nevermind I DONT agree icon?

 

lmao, NOOOO, she's 17.

 

actually she is 15 i think lmao