"The Mayans Invented TV"

I've heard that said in passing a few times.

How the fuck does that make sense?

 

TransVestites Existed In Those Ancient Times Too....



Cheers Glen.

 

Pictographs on ancient artifacts hint at the possibility that the mayans may have invented the modern TV
(along with the rabbit ear antennae)

But that's only If you believe the pseudo-scientists and crypto-archaeologists who reached that conclusion not based on science but on faith


Hotwater

 

What DIDN'T the Mayans invent?

 

Is Al Gore Mayan?

 

Now thats funny, I don't care who ya are.

 

Contrary to popular belief, the Maya were not Jesus 2.0

 

Jebus could probably hog tie a t-rex... it's something the Mayans would have televised.

 

But it would have been pay-per-view...

 

I'd watch it on KMYN TV

8:00 pm - Bloodletting Rituals
9:00 pm - Bronco Jesus
10:00 pm - Virgin Sacrifices to the Serpent God Quatzequatl
11:00 pm - Mayan News
11:30 pm - Worlds Greatest Hoaxes: The 2012 end of days prophesy


Hotwater

 

watched a conspiracy theory episode last. it's that show with jesse ventura. it was hilarious.

 

The biggest conspiracy surrounding the show actually involved its cancellation after only a handful of shows after its record breaking debut


Hotwater

 

Love that show! It's so fun.

 

lol. it was pretty cringe-worthy.

 

i think the entire state of minnesota railed against it in embarassment, screaming "quit looking at our ex governor! it's rude to stare!"

 

Yeah- gotta sacrifice a virgin.

 

pfft. if you can find one.

 

That's why the Mayan Television Network folded... lack of currency.

 

like air america.