Fecal Matter Matters

Im sick of it man, I just want to haave normal anal sex with my GF but you always is shitting while im doing it. Thats not even the worse part, she actually PREFERS her to shit all over my dick because she said she likes the way it feels as lube in her ass. How selfish is she?! I love my GF, we've been together for 3 years but I cannot deal with her nasty shit fetish. She even go's ass to mouth most of the time and literally will lick my dick clean of feces sometimes. I just want normal anal sex, she claimed before she couldnt help it when she shits during anal sex, now she admits she does it on purpose for a "pleasurful lubrication" for anal sex. I might break up with her tomorrow, thoughts? Thanks

- Dear Dock

 

you lucky bastard

 

Id put it in her vag,

 

Get a hold of some vicodin, tylenol 3,4's, or any type of painkiller that has an opiate, or synthetic opiates. Then crush two a day and put it in her daily drink. After about a week she will develope a constipation issue and your problem will be solved. The bad part, she will become a dope addict and it may screw up her life and in which case, things may become "shittier" for her! Just a horrible suggestion, being a former junkie myself, I wouldn't do it...

 

Serious answers only please, how do I let her know shes disgusting, but i still want to be with her. I mean, she gags on my cock quite well, she goes MORE than balls deep, she fits my whole thing in there so i def dont want to break up with her.

 

It seems like an even trade. She lets you stick your dick up her ass, she gets to enjoy her fetish.

 

Does her fetish have to be feces as lubrication? She refuses to use KY Jelly or any other type of lube, it has to be chunky shit. Tired of it

 

uke:

Forget that... Find a girl who isn't a fucking psycho... Most girls will let you stick it up their bum... ugh...

Obviously you don't mind it that much though, otherwise you would just stick it in her vag >_>

 

My bad, I forgot to add shes 20 and a VIRGIN! She will only take it up the ass and suck me off, thats it till she married. Im tired of her poop sex fetish, dont know how to tell her but def aint breaking up with a girl that can fit my whole package in her mouth and swallow cum

 

the best girlfriend ever

 

I think if you really want to avoid shit my friend, putting your little man in her bum isn't the best course of action.

Maybe a simply rethink is in order.

 

....Fuck her in the shower, so that you can covertly combat the possible messy side effects of having shit spraying out everywhere?

I'm not sure wether I envy or pity you, honestly.

 

Just keep at it until you begin to enjoy it too.

Soon enough you'll be getting her to shit in your mouth and over your face and smear it into your skin and it will be the only way you can orgasm.

 

hi
After the anal give the dick in her mouth and get a blow job.

 

Kinda messed up that you're willing to break up with her behind it.

 

I have to admit, that would disturb me too if my girl was into scat or any kind of shit play.

I mean, I have gotten some shit on my cock from time to time with anal but it's pretty rare.

It doesn't bother me a whole lot if it's not that much, but from the way you describe it you are literally getting your cock caked with shit, which is off putting to say the least.

This is a hard situation, because it seems as though she REALLY enjoys it, so you don't want to be mean and ask her to stop liking what she likes completely.

My suggestion would be to ask her not to do it ALL the time. I mean, she should be at least willing to compromise if you are.

Relationships are about mutual compromise, if it bothers you that much and she won't compromise you might have to leave her unfortunately my friend.

Good luck.

 

Just tell her straight up. Sit down when it's just the two of you and seriously converse about the situation.

 

Yeha she ask me again last weekend and i told her it offical, were breaking up...the bitch called my house leaving stupid ass messages saying nasty shit and my parent heard it all....this bitch was more psycho than I thought....im fuckin pissed bout all the messages she left

 

Dood, didn't you expect that though? Told you she was a psycho... I called it

 

you'll regret it.... the psycho bitches are BEST in bed. trust me.