eating mushrooms out of your yard

Unless you're a mycologist, do not give yourself the impression that you can identify wild mushrooms.

 

You gotta eat enough to make sure your going into a coma. Then you know your tripping hard!

 

chlorophyllum molybdites is a common lawn mushroom. it is the most common poisonous species ingested in the US because of its proximity to people's homes (their lawn) and its rsemblance to edible species.

eating one gives you the most severe diahrreah of your life. It wont kill you, but most people are shitting blood so they think they are dying and go to the hospital and get treatment.

any dumbass that lets you know hes gonna munch an unidentified lawn shroom you should let him know what's up.

 

yeah well u guys are missing out again im gettin flashbacks i think. the tunnell vision comes back and i feel super light like im floating its awesome.

 

eat em all dude. help the human race out. peace and RIP.

 

I think the moral of the story is, curiousness killed the cat, but had that cat been educated on the proper mushrooms to eat he would of lived. You know this, be smart! Don't let the desire drive you to rash decisions, it will come and you will meet it half way.

Peace`N`Love bro

 

my mom noticed me acting weird and shes tryin to take me to the hospital.. fuck that!! they'll tell her im trippin.

 

Have you, noticed you acting weird?

 

not really, she says im acting 'disoriented' whatever that means. i told her im just a little sick but shes making me go to the doc's anyways. i hope he doesnt know im trippin

 

This guy knows how to do it haha

 

this guy has to just be a crappy troll right

 

Im glad I didnt grow up retarded, Im really grateful for that

Seriously man, go to the doctors. You have no idea what you just ate, we get some stupid posts and some obvious trolls on here but this one just takes the piss.

Unless your going out with an experienced picker then your being stupid. They arent just harmless little fungi. Many of them will KILL you, I go picking every year but only because Ive been taught whats good and whats FATAL and for the record dont try looking for the ones in my sig youll just end up dead more than likely, many of them are hard to seperate from poisnous mushrooms.

Then again, there will be less of a waste of oxygen...