"What, cops outside the door? But Bob was supposed to be coming to give us hamburgers as we took 2c-i today!"
in a Utopian society this wouldnt be all that bad an Idea,. but some dickbags in washington want to make us all criminals for getting high and making friends.. obama inauguration speech.. We remain a young nation, but in the words of Scripture, the time has come to set aside childish things. The time has come to reaffirm our enduring spirit; to choose our better history; to carry forward that precious gift, that noble idea, passed on from generation to generation: the God-given promise that all are equal, all are free, and all deserve a chance to pursue their full measure of happiness... Thank you SATAN...
haha. I would like a drug sitter. Mostly just someone to drive my ass around where ever I want to go. It seems I am always designated driver or have no means of transportation. Can't a girl get a good quality bitch to drive her around on drugs?
I have a neighbor who gets wierd calls at all hours of the day from us.... Me "I need gum, sprite, something chewy and fruity and a red bull.." Friend "Now?" Me "Yep, I'm on drugs." That's all I have to say... Later: Me "I'm starving, can you get me Subway" Friend "It's 4 in the morning" Me "Oh, then can you surprise me? I'm starving" Friend "Fuck, sure" We do this all the time. I would hate it if he moved, cause he's right next door and pretty convenient. So I know how they feel, but if I were just on some 2ci I would go get it myself. I only call for help if I am at total ego loss and can't function. I like to drive up to the mini mart on teh druggs sometimes, cause trouble and come home. But the fact they put it on CL is pretty dumb...
Hahahahahahaha omfg this shit is fucking funny!!!!! I owe you for posting this man lmfao this made my day!!!! The best stand up comedian couldn't out do that!
This thread earns a kick ass thread point... It takes at least 1000 cool points to get a kick ass point... This earned it. Makes smiles Just incase the craigslist get deleted...
Mini marts on psyches... just last night I swore I had an entire telepathic conversation with the night clerk about how the cigarettes I was buying were because I was on lots of drugs and needed them, and that she understood that, and was ok with me being high on drugs because of my civil and courteous behavior, despite my pupils, the waving of the ten dollar bill like money had no purpose, the frantic look ... The military walking in directly behind me, oh no, authority in the shop... gotta run... *shudder* psychedelics and interacting with humans? Who don't know I'm just a soul floating on a rock through space seeing it all unfold faster than reality? Gets hairy out there. Luckily if I'm reals tripped up the wife will always drive, I just have to put on my big boy pants and get out the damned car
