aren't you scared of what could go wrong during anal?

i mean....you could pull out and have shit all over your cock

how do you avoid this?

peace

 

and btw, i'm not a troll.....this is a serious question

i wanna try it someday, but i'm sorta nervous about what could happen

 

Enema lol.

 

If youre afraid of a little shit on your Dick you shouldnt stick your dick where shit comes out of.

No anal sex for you!

 

enema, good idea

 

Also, that seems like a small risk compared to what a female might suffer.

 

what could she suffer?

 

Um, tearing, bleeding, pain. duh.

then again, if you have a tiny dick you might not hafta worry so much.

 

Even worst than having a shit covered dick is a pink sock. LOL look it up

 

Pink Sock? I'm afraid to look it up... cuz I think ur referring to Anal Prolapse.
which from what I understand isn't painful as just flat out gross. (seen a pic or 2....)

 

wise guess my friend

 

The obvious answer is to use a condom.

 

Don't stick your dick in a shitter if you can't stand a lil shit.

And speaking of what the female could have to deal with, if she's having anal sex she probably assumes you can deal with whatever you might encounter in... an anus. And she could have a very unplesant time if you started freaking out and embarassing her over something that's bound to happen a bit at some point....

 

I don't know what it is with women, but I know when it is and isn't a good time to stuff shit up my butt, no enema necessary.

Shit doesn't just sit around in yr colon. So unless you have to shit, or have just taken a shit, yr body sorta cleans itself up.

If I take a dump in the morning, or late the night before, I know I'm good to go for some evening buttsex.

 

Yeah I don't ever want to try anal.

 

not anymore, i don't

 

bahahaha. Win.

 

You guys are a bunch of fucking amateurs. Enemas! Use enemas and nothing will go wrong. If you want to be absolutely certain, use them twice.

 

psh, yea right, i'm all about some s on my d

 

Exactly! My wife is a morning-dumper, for the most part. Shes never done an enema and wont ever do one. Even if she has taken a shit fairly recently, a good wiping is fine enough for us both to be comfortable with anal.

We dont worry about what cam go wrong. Ive had some residue on my dick afterwards. Oh well.