who wants to buy my eggs

I'm 37 I'm sure I have a few hundred more that I wont be using.

 

i'll take 2 over easy.

 

Sorry, but I am already working on selling my own...

 

You need to keep masturbating to bump up your egg supply

 

most places have a cut off age of 29-34

 

i'm pretty sure you have to be mildly attractive to find a person wholl pay you for them...

however, if you're just giving 'em away.

 

I bring an old neighbor shopping and her memory isnt so good..everytime I check the eggs for broken ones I say "great...no baby chickens here"..and she always laughs like its funny :leaving:

 

That makes no sense at all. NO SENSE!

Also, mmg... who are you saying is not attractive enough to sell eggs?

 

I'm not sure what the purpose of buying an egg is, but how much?

 

you could make a baby with it and then sue her for child support.

 

So, I would jizz on top of the egg and put it somewhere wet and warm like a pussy; and nine months later a baby pops out?

Who'da thunk it?

 

there is already precedent for sperm donors.

 

What is up with these fuckin lazy ass people get off your lazy fat ass and get in your car to get your own damn groceries.

 

All I know is I'm pretty sure it's a more enjoyable experience for men to donate sperm than it is for women to donate eggs...

 

Oh wow. I really diddn't know the concept of this thread lol should have payed more attention. (thought it was who wants to buy ME eggs)

 

powder them up and ill snort them live on the interwed and get my brain pregnant ...

 

none for me thanks.

 

If you didnt want them you shant have replied Dave. Is shant a word?

 

I dunno but I know people use it

 

i think there's supposed to be an apostrophe in there somewhere.