English is a gutter language.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Dave_techie, Feb 2, 2010.

  1. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    English actually works great for writing and poetry.

    For how it sounds, meh, it's neutral.

    For complexity and shit that makes no sense in it, A+
     
  2. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    i am fluent in skank
     
  3. Zorba The Grape

    Zorba The Grape Gavagai?

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    This.
     
  4. YouFreeMe

    YouFreeMe Visitor

    I think one who has adequate communication skills can get their point across in any language, regardless.
     
  5. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    my communication skills are adequate, but i couldn't tell you shit in german.
     
  6. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    it has nothing to do with if you can do it.

    it has to do with efficiency and style

    I can get across the country solo in an 18 wheeler with a trailer full of lead, but I can do it better in a CMT-380
     
  7. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    No he means most languages have an expression of the word that is inclusive and one that is exclusive.

    In the English language we tend to use "or" in the exclusive sense as in it is either on or the other and not both. However the word "or" can also be inclusive, which means it is one, the other or both.

    This when we use the horrible piece of grammar "and/or".

    Not that I study language, but this becomes a problem in logic, one has to be specific of which "or" one means, inclusive or exclusive (and im using that last "or" in an exclusive sense).

    Dave is right, not the opposite to left but the opposite to wrong. ;)
     
  8. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i don't know if i would consider it a problem; except when trying to teach it to people who refuse to follow the basic properties. it may take an extra line or two, but that's not really so bad.

    admittedly, it's been about 7 years since i did any academic logic, so i don't remember too much of it, but i remember at the time thinking that it's basically the perfect language, in that you can express pretty much anything without the potential for miscommunication.


    of course, this is not to say that english couldn't use another or.
     
  9. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    bite your tongue. people still have fits over either / or and neither / nor. heads would pop. people would cry.
     
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