My name is Zeldar

I'm from planet Zeldar. My leader is Zeldar. We shop at Walmart.

 

Greetings Zeldar. I'm from the planet Ohio. The only thing WalMart is good for is cheap quit smoking patches. I havent quit yet, but thats beside the point.

PEACE

 

I get my boxer shorts at K-Mart in Cincinnati.

 

I wear boxers. But I'm thinking to switching to boxer briefs.

1. My balls are too heavy and it's either get more support, or find a plastic surgeon who'll do a scrotum tuck.

2. They have a little stash pocket.

 

Greetings Zeldar,
I hope you will educate me on the history of your people.

 

boxer briefs are awesome

 

My bf wears boxer briefs.. I think they're sexy

 

Boxer briefs are definately the shiznit.

 

...and in the midst of an apparent alien invasion the conversation remains casual and gravitates to underwear styles. Good strategy to convince potential threats that we're not worth the effort to attack. I feel safer already.

 

EVERYONE TELL US WHAT KIND OF UNDERWEAR YOUR BOYFRIEND WEARS SO WE CAN THINK HOW AWESOME YOU MUST BE BECAUSE YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!!!!



mmmm

 

lol, maybe I'll post some pics when I get them

jk, jk

 

I guess WalMart is also usefull for buying inexpensive jeans.

 

and for buying cheap white shirts to tie-dye.
This thread is now about the usefulness of Walymart.

 

I can dig a walmart thread. If a peep is a redneck, they can get cheep sugared bevarages, bad wine, and plastic (phony bling) crucifixes, to show how much they love the lord (the faggot up in the sky).

 

My theory:

If you place too much faith in any one thing then it will fail you 100% of the time.

 

RIght on. Like Pantera sung, "Our faith is in whiskey weed and black sabbath". Absolutley. If my faith was only in Ozzy, or weed, etc. I would be headed for imminent disaster. ANyway, no joke, Walmart is okay.

 

That's a tight sig, man. that is fuckin awsome.

 

Actually Stinkfoot, Judas Priest is just as good as Iron Maiden. Its just that the lead singer in Judas Preist is a queer, and Iron Maiden have never been responsible for anybodies suicide. But they are both "my bands". If you are an Iron Maiden fan, I suggest that you check out A MAtter of life and Death, their newest relaease. Its fuckin phat. Great, heavier, thought provoking lyrics. They have good DVDs too. Plus, Judas Priest's latest release had racist underpinnings, and Iron Maiden are 100 percent void of racism, (and of course religion, which usually accomopanies racism). I ALSO LIKE THAT SONG-I LOVE THE COCAINE, I LOVE THE COCAINE, MAMA CAN U WAIT...I dont know who did it, i hear it on the radio all the time. It describes my state of mind when "upp", so to speak...shit Iaint gonna sleep tonight.

 

"The more I smoke, the more I blow. The more sunshine the more weed that grow."