Somebody needs to re-invent the....

Toilet


Make one that doesn't sweat all over the floor on humid days....and make the damn thing quieter!!!! I dont want to hear the flush dammit...and make a man toilet..... more room for the junk...I'm tired of touching the front


Whine here about stuff you want re-invented

 

The Internet.

i'd like everything seperated into categories:

Research
Shopping
Sexxx

like that.

 

I agree, look at the great strides we have taken with canned soda! I swear, the box they come in is improved daily.

The toilet needs improvement more.

 

Women. I dont like how not all of them will beg to have sex with me. Jk. Well kinda. Lol.

 

There are times when the cool porcelain of the toilet is my only comfort in this world. Therefore, please do consider keeping porcelain in your revamp.

 

Splitting the tank refill with hot and cold water to warm the porcelain will alleviate the sweating.

 

New toilets are worse than the old ones! They are designed to use less water, but it is easier to clog them up.

 

Geeze...I was hoping someone else had some ideas on re-inventions

 

On the subject of bathrooms, toilet paper is pretty gross. I believe in the movie Demolition Man (?) Sylvester Stallone used some sort of shell device. That still seems pretty gross. Maybe some kind of high pressure hose with chemicals in it.

 

bbad...i too must stand farther back from the toilet to pee so i dont touch it....i also cant pee in long grass outside unless i hold it in the air and forget about peeing outside in winter

do you really wanna shoot chemicals up your poopchute?..you know they have 'outcall' for that....

 

somebody should invent barbecue sauce in a spray can too...so we can just spray it right on the barbecue while were cooking instead of having to brush it on

 

OMG im gettin a patent

 

....affordable wireless micro-sized earbud earphones

 

....affordable wireless micro-sized earbud earphones