special brownies

Haaahahahaha. Stupid, hilarious, but entirely stupid. Of course the teacher was going to suspect, teachers pretty much know who the stoners are anyway. Not to mention that you were supposed the food you prepared was supposed to be healthy...last time I checked brownies didn't fall under that category.

 

A girl was driving up to visit with a tupperware container full of fresh-baked brownies.

Foolishly she was driving 90 mph on the I-5.
She got pulled over. She forgot to hide her glass pipe which was plainly visible through the window (yeah, she's blonde), which gave the piggie the right to search the vehicle.
All there was in the pipe was residue, and anything under an oz. in CA. is a ticket.
But she was arrested on the suspicion that the brownies were pot brownies, and there might be more than an ounce of pot in them.
These stupid cops were going to spend who knows how many hundreds (thousands?) of $$ trying to determine how much marijuana went into the making of the cannabutter she used as an ingedient in the brownies (there's absolutely no way to tell).
Luckily, her dad's an att'y, and he got her out a few hours later and that was that.

 

Thats some funny shit

 

probably should have made something not as typical as brownies. like quesadillas or something.

 

Yeah thats some dumb shit.



I have to say that I have thought about doing that.


Immediately decided against it though.


Use your head please.

 

wow. you guys are dumbasses...

 

I second that

 

gotta love bringing back 5 year old threads...nevertheless the OP obviously never did any history homework, otherwise he'd have realized (a) spiking brownies with weed is not original, many people have done this and (b) those who have done it only get expelled if they are lucky, and if they're unlucky, they go to jail.

 

thats dumb as shit.....brownies arent even healthy

 

exactly! dumbasses. You might as well have just gotten cannabis leaves and thrown them in a bowl with some tomatoes, cheese, and dressing.

 

lol...if you would've pulloed it off

 

Im going to call bull shit

 

I agree.

 

LMFAO, that's dumber than the case I heard about some dumbasses feeding pot-burgers to police officers. you deserved to be expelled.

 

lol if i were the teacher i woulda ate a bunch of em and acted like i didnt know what was going on

 

Lol! That's almost as stupid as kids smoking oxycontin in the school washroom!

 

lol how did she not smell the weed when you were making the cannabutter? or did you use some other method for making them?

 

ya man....try to finish off the brownies before school.....not in school

 

that should be a suggestion i would never waste weed on a vain corporate cause
=p
smoke your weed
dont choke your lead

 

you mothafuckas been guerilla trolled.