Coca-cola.

is delcious.

 

>pepsi

 

yeah i am paranoid because i like coke too

 

I hate when I drink it and start peeping out the blinds and then I start wondering when THEY are coming.:hide:

 

the fizzy bubbles is where they get you

 

too bad they dont put cocaine in the coke anymore! I have seen posts from around 1900s
from when they were putting 9 milligrams in their product!

 

i drunk so much coke that a small hole appeared on the wall of my stomach
....

 

I just buy street cocaine and mix it in myself

 

The internet has been around a lot longer than I realised, they kept that one quiet didn't they?

 

But yeah, the coke police are some scary people. You should only be paranoid if you have a hankering for another brand

Pepsi - lashings from the coca cola bear
Virgin cola - death by lucrative humiliation

 

yeah those coke police are some bad ass mf's he he he