I measured it out of curiousity the other night. 6 inches average. if apple gave me some help i could get 6 and a half, but i'd prefer to stay safe with the average. Wow, I guess no one really neeeded to know that. oh well . . . . . .
Damn, and all this time I thought my 3 inches of fury was big enough for the ladies. What am I going to do now? What am I going to do...
I wish I had a pinky dick and basketball nuts. I could join the circus and be adored by children everywhere!
"Idol" might be pushing it a bit. I mean who would actually wanna have a pencil dick and basketball nuts? Which Levis should I buy? 501's? Can I sleep on my belly? Do I tie the spaghetti bib around my neck or my waist? The questions and dilemmas list goes on and on.
oh my god way to never get a girl to actually touch it= bragging about it. Get the fuck over yourselfs no one cares how big it is.