Can't burp

Discussion in 'Health and Fitness' started by FreshDacre, Jan 23, 2010.

  1. FreshDacre

    FreshDacre Senior Member

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    So, I have never ever been able to burp voluntarily. When I was little, I would see other people burping, so I felt like I was missing out, o I would try burping. I would "burp", like make the burp noise and stuff, but I soon realized that I was not actually burping, when eventually I would burp on accident (very very rare for me to do.) So yeah, whenever I chug beer or something, I feel very sick from all the air in my stomach. It is such a stupid problem how nobody else has it. I chugged a beer yesterday and I was complaining about not knowing how to burp, so my friend was like just swallow air, then you will burp. So I did that, and it just made it wayy worse, I felt like my stomach was a balloon and I couldn't do shit. I hate that I wish I could just chug beer and burp like a normal person, I guess my body is just not made that way though.
     
  2. FreshDacre

    FreshDacre Senior Member

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    Wow no replies? Anyone else have this problem then reply!
     
  3. fragility-1523

    fragility-1523 Member

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    My girlfriend says the exact same thing! I thought she was making it up to be honest. Lol! You're not alone ;o
     
  4. Michael Phelps

    Michael Phelps Am I being detained?

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    Has anyone tried,... burping you?
     
  5. FreshDacre

    FreshDacre Senior Member

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    Hahah Yes! thought I was the only one in the world!

    On the other hand, guys are supposed to burp way more, so I would feel alot better if there was another guy with this problem.
     
  6. fragility-1523

    fragility-1523 Member

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    oh :( I can burp, but rarely do. Which I guess is completely different. rofl. Doh =(
     
  7. FreshDacre

    FreshDacre Senior Member

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    Yeah, like I know when I want to burp, my stomach feels like a balloon, it sucks.
     
  8. blackcat666

    blackcat666 Senior Member

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    that sucks fresh dacre! :sad:

    are you able to fart?
    all "real" men fart proudly and loudly! :D
    if you can fart like a "real" man, i would not worry about burping out of your piehole.
    just think of farts as being burps of the asshole that stink. :smilielol5:


    seriously though, it is a good ideal if you talk to your doctor about this.
    it would also be a good ideal, to ask your doc to refer you to a gastroenterologist.
    i strongly doubt, there is anything of major importance wrong with you at your age however, as you age you may develop major problems (such as acid reflux.)
    it is a good ideal to to get a baseline now while your young.
    it could save you one hell of a lot of trouble and pain down the road.
     
  9. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor


    LOL..:smilielol5:..whether this is true or not it's still the funniest post I seen in a while.
     
  10. yellowcab

    yellowcab Fresh baked

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    Wow that sucks. I would give a doctor a heads up like blackcat said just for future reference. Maybe try taking some anti gas pills perhaps, I've tried them a few times and they do work pretty good.
     
  11. goodvibes83

    goodvibes83 Senior Member

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    i won't waste too much of your time but i have the oppoiste problem i burp a lot. after every meal and sometimes just randomly. i tend to burp a fuck ton on molly and lucy too...but im starting to think its acid reflux or something...if its bothersome have you considered talking to your doctor?
     
  12. Balqis

    Balqis Senior Member

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    So where does the gas go?
     
  13. FreshDacre

    FreshDacre Senior Member

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    Nobody's wasting time :)

    I hate doctors :mad:

    I don't know balqis, my guess is it slowly comes back up silently and slowly.
     
  14. neone

    neone Member

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    how and why is gas getting into your stomach?
     
  15. FreshDacre

    FreshDacre Senior Member

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    Because I love beer. Alot.
     
  16. Bonobo

    Bonobo Member

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    I use to have the exact same problem, up until about 18 months ago.
    After eating/drinking I would have an uncomfortable feeling in my stomach for hours, and a strange gurgling noise would creep out of my mouth... but it was definitely no burp.
    Now that i can burp i've been feeling much better after meals but i burp unexpectingly, it's out of control! I do fart quite often though, always have. :)
     
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