Dumbest thing you've done high?

What's the dumbest think you've done while high?

I guess I'll start

Threw my mattress outside in the snow because I thought there were bugs in it. It turns out it was just the fluff that falls off your socks.

 

I licked a wall. In a mall....downtown.

 

I threw out weed thinking that I would never smoke weed again.

 

I tried to plug my headphones into my wallet.

overall it was a fun night.

 

I've never done anything really stupid on weed, but one night when I took 31 Benadryls I was so fukt up that I put a CD in my VCR. Also that night, my TV remote stopped working, so I put it in the dishwasher, thinking that would somehow make the remote start working again.

 

broke my roor

 

t.v remote in the dishwasher, that's great + rep for that one, hahah

 

Yeah it was a pretty crazy night. I was so intoxicated that I actually said to my stepdad "why are you holding a bag of dicks?" haha I even got in the shower with my clothes on that night.

 

it won't let me rep you

 

must have been some night

 

using the dvd remote to turn on the t.v, or trying to play a vhs tape when it's not even in the thing

 

Joined this site.

 

Definitely did that last week. Dammit.

 

dumbest thing?

getting addicted and accidentally my brother

 

Came home stoned and tried to lock my bike but apparently used my bicycle lock only around the tree. You can't leave your bike on the street here unlocked for 5 minutes so next day it was gone My expensive bicycle lock was still there though.

 

my friend got in the shower with his clothes on too.. in the high school dorms we lived in. ahaha on benadryl. the head RA guy found him in there and was just like ook.. come with me haha

i guess they're more leniant about kicking you out if you're a genius physicist about to go to MIT than if you're a little flower girl hoppin around and painting things...

oh yah. i got kicked out of school for gettin high.

 

I once had a dream after a night of ambien and alcohol that my old second story barracks room was far, far to hot.

I woke up the next morning to find my window mounted air conditioner hanging by only it's cord and the window it was mounted into wide open, also in the same note after taking ambein on a diffrent occasion I awoke to a strange feeling that something was wrong with my car but thought nothing of it, a few minutes later there was a knock on the door and a freind on mine asked what happened to your car, I was like "oh shit" apparently the night before some drunk hick backed his pickup into my car smashing the hood quite a bit, the authorities had come to my room and had me fill out a complete report, I recalled none of it until later.

No more ambein for me.

 

Not the dumbest but up there on most painful. Fell down all my stairs this week...

 

Ouch that looks very painful

I like how you are holding your panties in your hand though haha, you should have just taken a bare ass shot and revived the ass thread

 

^you're so smart

i think the dumbest thing I did was beat the shit out of myself when i was so high i thought i was possessed