you know how i know that time machines haven't been invented?

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  1. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    people aren't "randomly" getting punched in the face.
     
  2. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    I know because I do not have the traumatic memory of the current version of me kicking the shit out of younger me. What would happen if I went back and inadvertently killed my younger self- would I be brought up on charges?
     
  3. ChronicTom

    ChronicTom Banned

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    Charged with suicide?

    I think the laws only make it as far as attempted suicide... lol
     
  4. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    wait.. i wonder if i would be "randomly" punched then.. :confused:
     
  5. Waking Life

    Waking Life Cool looking idiot

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    i'd randomly punch myself cause i can't think of anyone i'd like to punch. i don't like punching.
     
  6. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    unless we're in the prime timeline which is unable o be altered by time travel.
     
  7. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    what if timelines are relative, in which each individual timeline is the prime one, and all parallel timelines appear to be manipulatable? But to somone in the next timeline, ours is the manipulatable one.
     
  8. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I would have won the lottery about 500 times by now if I had a time machine
     
  9. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    after about the first 20, is there really a point?

    unless you're talking scratch-off "you win a free ticket" winnings..
     
  10. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    it is possible.

    so is true prime.
     
  11. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    another thing that is possible is that both are true. that would double the number of infinite universeses right there.
     
  12. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    i'd give myself a hug.. i needed it.
     
  13. FreshDacre

    FreshDacre Senior Member

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    There will never be such thing as a time machine. If there is, then it is a very very well kept secret.
     
  14. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    watch your back for mad scientist punching you.
     
  15. FreshDacre

    FreshDacre Senior Member

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    Why would he punch me for complimenting him on his success for keeping it a secret?
    Fine I'll prove it. Hey if you invented the time machine then you are lame and suck and if you don't come to my time to punch me then you are the biggest pussy ever.
     
  16. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    i can't wait to read the thread about how you got attacked by a random scientist. :D
     
  17. FreshDacre

    FreshDacre Senior Member

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    Haha I'll tell you all about it ;)
     
  18. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    awesome! ooh.. and get pics.
     
  19. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    someone who bent the universe to his will wouldn't be so insecure as to care about your japes.
     
  20. Carlfloydfan

    Carlfloydfan Travel lover

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    There are people who seem to just vanish into thin air. Maybe there are time machines, and someone went back into the past to kill said person.
     

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