Funniest Dream of All Time

I just had the funniest dream that ever happened in the existence of the world....

Ok.. So I'm walkin' to my buddies house. I'm just listenin' to tunes like usual. Then my girlfriend (yes the new one) calls me and says she's gonna go there to.

So I'm like "alright, I'll see ya there".

Anyway, I show up and my best friend and her are making out. I was PISSED.

I said "what in the fuck are you two doing!" She just sat there with no expression on her face. He got up and started yelling "relax man it's a fuckin' dream".

I was like "I don't give a shit man, you know what your doing and that's fuckin' wrong".

He says "No I don't dumb-dumb, this is your brain making things up, not mine"

Then I said "fuck, so I'm basically talking to myself right now". Then he was like "c'mon, you can do this in real life with her... Just let me do it now"

I said "well if it's only a dream it doesn't fuckin' matter anyway".

We argued for a bit and then I ended up killing all 3 of us.. I forget how I killed us but it was probably a gun. I always kill everyone in the room when I realize I'm dreaming because it wakes me up.


lol, when I woke up I was actually kinda pissed at him. But then I thought to myself "wait, I can't be mad, that didn't even happen!". :rofl:


EDIT: I haven't had a dream for a long time so having this funny one sure was fun.

 

That's great. Haha.

 

The Fuck?

 

Lol. What if you aren't dreaming but on some drug that makes you think you're dreaming and you kill everyone around you and your friends. How would that make you feel?

 

umm..

 

Rofl... I love when I relize I'm dreaming. But I don't kill everyone, I usaly end up flying around and using superpowers to zap peoples clothes off

(oh, and this one time I fought a giant robot)

 

Yes lucid dreams are a legendary experience in life thats for sure.

 

Once I realize I'm dreaming I get annoyed.... I'd rather be sleeping than dreaming.

Killing everything makes me wake up for some reason...

 

that is kinda funny...the whole realizing your dreaming and discussing it with the people in your dream...

but i have to quote this cuz i agree haha

 

haha dreams are weird sometimes.

I had a dream the other night that Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder) was a kidnapper and he kidnapped me and all of my friends.. when we tried to escape he would lock us up and cut all of our arms and wrists with razor blades hahah

 

Yea ive had some pretty crazy dreams also....

One time i was sleep walking and i yelled at my brothers to get up then i went back to bed and i thought i dreamed it..... i woke up really confused.. especially when my mom was yelling at me for something i didnt even remember.

 

I remember when I was a little kid, I asked my dad for help about dreams, I asked what do I do if i'm in a nightmare, and he said something like confront your fear, if you know you are in a dream just say "I know you are just a dream you don't scare me".
So I think ironically that next night I had a nightmare. It was a kind of barney character, except he wasn't purple he was like yellow. But yeah he was chasing me around the outside of my house or some shit trying to eat me or something, when I realized I was dreaming. I stopped running and was like "you are just a nightmare, you don't scare me". Then he was like "I don't care i'm still gonnah get you" then continued chasing me. It was some fuckin scary shit.

 

it's the best drug there is, you can do ANYTHING if you set your mind to it

 

I had a really strange dream before...a strip/sex club opened in town and I went there with my uncle and two of his friends that I didnt know and there was one girl who worked there and everyone was mocking her, she was sort of like the underdog compared to the others or something. But I remember there ere loads of red couches and I took off my shirt and lay down on one with a blanket over me and started reading a book. The nmy uncle bought me a whiskey and I just lay there for most of the dream reading...fuckin strange dream

 

HAha that's fucking weird...killing others and yourself hahaha.Is that something you're afraid of happening?

I had a dream I was walking outside my old high school and there were black thorns and purple mushrooms everywhere on the grass. I was taking through and invisible phone but in reality I was just talking to the air or something but I could hear the person's voice.It was pretty awesome.

 

i had a dream once that there were a shit ton of teeth (extracted with the roots still on em) laying on the ground.

i found one, then more and more were to be found. i started picking them up for some reason. then i found golden ones, like pure gold, and i picked those up and as i picked them up more and more kept popping up. it was so weird, that was the whole dream, just me pickin up gold teeth

 

Did you get lucky with cash afterward? Usually teeth in dreams mean you'll have an increase in money or something.

 

thats what i read, but i suspect not...at least not significant enough that i noticed

 

Holy shit,

Have you guys woken yourselves up sleeptalking before?

I just remembered that last night I woke myself up by yelling "WE HAVE TO KILL THEM!"

I don't know wtf I was dreaming...

 

haha. good shit