someone stole my fuckn plants

oh and the point that u said if u grow it in the dirt its ganna be dirt...any homegrown is ganna be better than the shit i smoke on teh regular. i smoke reggs all day, i smoke crip maybe once every few months.

 

I would be honored

 

I actually hate 'hydro weed' or 'dro'.. Doesn't even really get me high.. At all.. Idk, chronic had always been my shit.. Best of the best, professionally grown, has a legit ass strand name and all that nonsense, grand daddy purp, brain eclipse, Burmese kush, Hindu kush... Ya kna? Idk, you can call me a pot head or whatever.. But I'm more of a weed connoseuier than anything..

 

maybe your "Fucking" plants got a motel room...

 

...........:smilielol5:


Why Not Just "Do It" Out In The Forrest, In All That Dirt And Rain.....

Gotta, Get Down And Dirty Sometime In Your Life.........



Cheers Glen.

 

yes, NASTY rain water. Sure, it gives plants what they need.. But comparitively, to saaaaaay.. Fiji water for instance, it sucks. Just like dirt out the ground sucks. It gives them what they need to survive, not necesarrily what they need to thrive though. Fiji water has the peerfect pH for cultivating a couple plants, you can throw some shwag seeds in a pot, water it with Fiji water and you'll have some dank ass chron growin before you know it. So yes, rain water isn't exactly 'nasty'.. But comparitively.. It sucks.. And is dirtier than you think it is... And you can't really regulate how much rain gets to your seeds when they're sitting out in the woods..

And for future reference if you try doin' this again, you should really germinate your seeds.

 

isn't it good to piss on your weed plant?

 

You're A Sick Young Man, Seek Professional Help.!!.....



Cheers Glen.


P.S: That Advice Only Applies To Citrus Trees, Or So I'm Told.

 

and jelly fish stings

 

Jesus fucking Christ, lay off the dude a bit aye, shit back In the day when It was legal to have under 10 plants In Australia, my Dad was growing from our house, and a bunch of Aboriginals came and hacked out his plants while he was out one day. I mean It can happen to anyone, and this is just a shit lil house in Suburbia, no land to grow on or anything. He had grown it for years with no probs and then one day, bam, theyre gone, and he quit growing. You dont have to say anything to anyone before your plants mysteriously disappear one day.

 

I would be pissed as a mother fucker if that shit ever happened to me, grow inside, and don't tell anyone about it

 

Dude i'm sorry to hear man. That's really shameless to whoever it is that stole it.

 

Aim high:

"Mom, can I have a crack factory?"
"No- the last time you tried that you blew up half the house and you still haven't picked up the crack heads littering the lawn"
"Well, can I grow some pot then?"
"Okay dear, but it's your responsibility"

 

If you want to grow outside, some good advice I can give is nail a dollar or whatever currency you use, to a tree. If its still there in 2-3 weeks you have a good spot to grow in... and obviously the rest of the precautions, like don't tell people and don't walk up paths for 'no reason' while people are watching xD

 

man y'all are some pretentious asshole. and weed snobs to boot! plants are supposed to grow outside. fucking elitists. make me fucking sick..

op, just keep it in a better spot next time.

 

haha, best idea ever!

 

and now i'm even more paranoid about jelly fish. thanks enjoy, thanks a lot.

i really don't want to get peed on....

 

And "Bluebottle Stings"...

And "Bee Stings"...

And "Wasp Stings"...

ETC...ETC....

Pee Is The Healer Of All Wounds My Dear, And With The Right Person, It Can

Be A Lotta Fun....



Cheers Glen.

 

1) you have now made me more paranoid about stings. But I was already one of those girls who go 'ewwww' at bugs anyways especially wasps, cause they can sting you multiple times before dying (unlike bees). So wasps = crap insects.

2) Personally, I'm not into the whole 'getting peed on' thing. But thanks for that image in my head Glen, thanks a lot.... Hahaha

 

So true... although if you grow outside and you are smart about it, it can all work out just great.