I had this dream it was summer and I was at this festival my city has every year where they play folk and rock and there are people selling hemp and such. Well I was volunteering the beer tent (which I also do) and I met this one guy named 'Ted Wildflower' after the first day of the festival was over and everyone started clearing out we went down to the beach being careful to avoid security. And we fucked right there in the sand. I will find you one day ted wildflower
Sex on the beach sounds so fun until you think about how sand gets everywhere. I imagine it would be like fucking with a condom made of sandpaper... Ouch.
