How difficult and sad the life of a sex-deprived midget ::cough:: vertically challanged, person must be.
I have a colleague who has a height deficency and he is happily married with children and is a very hapy person. he's my ccompetition though the only other one of my position me in the nation so I will stop talking fondly of him.
Ironically, I was just thinking about this last night--Could I ever date a midget? And the truth is, I don't know. I think if he was really mature, I could get over the whole short business...but I don't think I could sleep with one. I mean, could you imagine a normal sized guy and a female midget doing it missionary style? He'd smother her!
Personally, I think midgets have no problem at all procurring sexual relations. There seems to be an unexplanable obsession with midgets as of late (or am I just now noticing it?). Anywho, I know several people who I'd bet money on that they jump at the chance to get it on with a "short person". Given the chance (and not in such a wonderful relationship) I would probably do the same.
haha... oh man, my dad was tellin me today about when we went to NYC my parents were in a bar, and these midgets walked in... and one of them had really long hair and she was all like "ohhhhh i love yer hair blah blah blah" and he just wanted to be left alone and stuff, but she kept on like "what is it like to be so..... short and stuff?" and "if you grow yer hair a lil bit longer it'll reach the ground!!" and stuff.... haha, she's so effin stupid poor midgets!
Just look at the rules of supply and demand. There is a limited supply of little people, so there's a large demand. I'm sure they're all rolling in the sex.
