Goofy things your kids say

you guys have hilarious kids

 

I turned off the tv cuz it's not good for my widdle brain.

so ai said so wheres your brain...he said its in my legs gose to my feet and poops out my butt ( this is how he talks about food digestion) haha.

 

couple years ago a young cousin of mine managed to get his head stuck between two dowls in the back of a wooden chair. we couldnt get his head out for anything.

well dad saw enough and pulled out the ole hand saw. and the poor kid freeked out, he started screeming and trying to get away, compleatly panicked. he was screeming, "noooo! daaaadddy! dont cut of my head, dont cut off my head! "

took a good 20 minutes to calm him down enough cut the chair. it still cracks me up

 

When Gracie was about 6 months old, she had this toy. It was a toy goose. She played with it constantly. That was the only toy she ever wanted. She'd cry when she'd drop it, cry when she woke up until it was handed to her. Well, one night, my mom, myself, and Gracie are in the living room. Mom and I are talking on the couch. Gracie is on the floor in front of us, holding the goose. Well, all of a sudden mom and I stop talking because we hear Gracie on the floor babbling something. After about a second, I realise what she is saying.

"Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck..." and she's staring at the goose. I immediately go into hysterics. My baby can talk! I pick her up, goose and all, and start to dance around. "Yea baby. That's a duck (why get specific with a 6 month old?)!"

That little girl looks at me, gets this evil little look on her face, and says "Fuck a duck. Fuck a duck, a duck duck duck duck..." I could have been pushed over with a feather. So my baby's first word was "duck" followed closely by her first phrase "fuck a duck"....I can't wait until she strings together sentences!

Holly

 

we're trying to get my 3 yr old to pronounce her words properly, she drops alot of the sh's and tr's and stuff like that. She was bouncing around and trying to say shark the other day, and I told her to say it right. she stops, and goes "buh, buh, shark!" (like she's sounding it out)

Totally off, but at least she said it right I don't know, it was really funny to see it, I guess you'd have had to been there

 

my son does that too...he knows e ms and ds and he gos d..du..daddy... d d...grandma lol

 

On bugs life a fly orders a pooh pooh platter at the bar area...so now my son has been asking for the pooh pooh platter as well.

 

The other day, my daughter asked me if you were allowed to blink when you are driving a car. She thought you might get a ticket if you were caught blinking.

 

This is awful. Sage was about 2 or so, and we had just spent a LONG time in rush hour traffic. We got home and I was looking at a magazine. Sage saw an ad for some SUVs and said, "Mama, these are all fuckheads, right?" I almost died laughing, and then had to tell her it wasn't nice of mama to use a word like that.......

 

Yeah, I got onto Azure for using av bad word, and now she get's onto me for using them. This includes butt, fanny, fart, crap, darn, and a whole lot of others. Basically, i'm no longer allowed to talk anymore.

 

ahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

 

i don't have any kiddos yet, but my 5 year old niece says some pretty funny stuff. i was recently trying to explain to her that i was pregnant, and that i had a baby in my tummy. a few minutes later, i was telling her about the 4 baby kitties at my house. she started looking confused and said "you got 4 baby kitties in your tummy?" it was hard trying to explain otherwise.
also, she's taking risperidol (pretty sure i didn't spell that right), which has given her a major appetite, and she's a hell of a meat eater. she was saying the other day that she loved her mommy, and her sisters, and keith daddy (my sister's boyfriend). she said she loves keith daddy because he cooks her meat, rofl.

 

You guys have such funny kids... aww... I love kids

 

What wondrful childrenyou all have.
When my son now 11 was almost 5 his little sister was born. I asked him nicely to throw a diaper in the pail for me. He said he wouldn't touch anything with poop on it. I assured him it was just pee, and he says "don't lie to me, she can't pee, she doesn't have a pee pee." After I stopped laughing I had to explain some differences btwn girls and boys. He gets so embarassed if I tell anyone this tory.

 

When I was in preschool we had to draw pictures of things we saw in the house, remembering the cover of a book I had seen my mother reading i drew a picture of a woman chained to a bed and when they asked where i had seen it I of course said "Mommy".

 

Mason's watching cialllou and he says to me theyre lookin for dinasours and I said where do you think they live and he says they live in the woods they come over the trees


the other day he was talking to me these profound things about his brain.

yesterday were cuddling on our massage table and he says...relax mommie take a deep breath (he breathed deep) and said it's alright. ( I wasnt upset about anything)

 

this morning my son and i were sitting down for breakfast, my daughter (7) came in sat down to eat and after a few bites says to my son: Stop looking at me like im new here! lol

 

hahahaha.

Sometimes my son will ask me questions...
like mommie what is afternoon?
or mommie what is tuesday?


were at lunch and the waitress comes and I tell her he wants a grilled cheese with fries and he gose yeah yeah...and no sauce! ( copying me)

 

mason and I played a game in the bathtub the other day. we closed our eyes and i asked him what colors he saw.

it was a definitive answer. . . . BLUE!!!!

 

today were cuddling on my bed and he say mom rub the dust off my head so I said ok come here and i rubbed his head and some dust came off and he looked at it...and said...."ALLL the dist in the house came from MY head!" lol