Kicked out of a nudie bar... what’s wrong with this picture?

Actually I was talking about jacking off while your driving lol.

 

you need to wear some thin ass soccer shorts w/ no undies and get some lap dances. that should take care of you trying to beat your meat in the club. LOL

 

^^strippers purposefully avoid those customers

 

are you a stripper?

 

No offense intended to the original poster, but seriously, who gets an erection at a strip club? Yes, the dancers can be appealing and I can certainly get turned on, but I've never got hard simply by watching stripper dance (lap dance or otherwise). Do other guys get hard at a strip club?

 

once in a while. it really depends on the stripper. i haven't been to one in 10 yrs.

 

Sometimes it happens nothing to be ashamed of unless you get it around your bros or somethin.

 

That is pretty fucked up considering where you were and the subtle thing you were doing.
I'd find it hot if I was a stripper.

 

How the hell do you not understand that it's unacceptable to jack off in public? Whether they're naked or not, rubbin' one out somewhere where it isn't supposed to happen [i.e., in the jizz room of a porn store] is just really not okay.

Would you be upset if you were in a locker room, and some dude just started "discreetly" rubbing his junk, staring at you?

There's REAL strict laws about that kind of shit, otherwise titty bars would be six inches deep in jizz.

DERP.

 

As a matter of fact, when I was younger (18-19ish), I remember one or two strippers who enjoyed watching me enjoy the show... There was this cute girl who actually "helped me" discretely with her knee rubbing my crotch... even helping me release my load in my pants. She appeared quite flattered with my arousal!

 

I can recall a number of times when strippers have "helped" get me off. In fact some were quite disappointed if I didn't cum.

 

I've done a whole lot more at the clubs.

Often you just have to tip the girls good, and they keep things real quiet.

 

ITT: People who think every stripper is also a prostitute.

 

A cocktail waitress at a strip club is one slow night away from becoming a stripper, and a stripper is just one slow night away from becoming a prostitute.

 

wrong

 

fuck that whore.

never return to that place....they lost your business.

 

true

 

i lol'd

 

I remember what it was like to be young and naive.


Many girls work there because they are desperate for money, not because they like the job. If it's a slow night and they're still not making money, they do what they have to do to pay the rent. It may not be true for every woman there, but it happens all the time.

I dated and ex-stripper for a year and have met plenty of bouncers and bartenders. They all have similar stories. It happens more than you think. I've even seen strippers fingering girls for a buck...but nobody complained.

Riddle me this: If a woman charges you money to dry hump you until you cum, is she a prostitute? What about a hand job, zipped up, from the outside?

 

it depends on club to club, city to city, as far as how common "extras" are and how much women are willing to bend the rules/laws to make more money. this is not a common thing across the board, by any means.

for every "desperate for money" stripper i know, there are 5 "strong, independent, self-respecting" strippers who enjoy their jobs. yes, i have heard a lot of stripper's stories. your experiences and connections are worth something, but so are mine. and based on what i have seen and heard, most women are not "one slow night" away from prostitution.

and your cocktail waitress line is just as wrong.. the ones i know BANK on the weekends and can bring in more than the 8s and 9s who are dancing in their club on the same night. not to mention there are reasons why they are waiting tables and not stripping.