is it normal to have sex with a dead body?

the batman has a poll here that asked: 'is it normal to have sex with your sister?'
that poll got some really great replys, as well as, some funny replys too!

so, how many of you would go to the grave-yard or morgue, to dig up your one true love and soulmate?

 

how long does it take for the pussy to go cold?

 

that's really made me :rofl:
when you dig a graveyard, things that you can find there are just bones and maggots

 

ewwwwwwww disgustingggg....

no it is not normal...

its freaky..

its basically rapin a corpse seems that they cant say no...

 

Doesn't matter? Just shove a heating pad in it for a few minutes. Or better yet, rub some Icy Hot or Ben-gay in it ...

 

better still fill up a turkey baster with some warm gel

 

it's normal DUH, everyone does it

 

All of the above.

I like the warmth of a living woman, the cold chill of a dead one, the repulsion that fules my pleasure and... do what!!

 

Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pissed in her maggot filled asshole

 

im pretty sure there's a 5 day postmortem rule, kinda like the 5 second rule with food on the floor...

anything after 5 days/seconds is just sick.

 

Well that just gives another meaning to the term " Stiff Prick"

 

The whole idea is disgusting, but if one were really into that....wouldn't it matter how dead the body was?

I mean, who'd wanna fuck a rotted out corpse?

Geez.

 

Kind of like the hypothetical, your having sex with someone and your close to cumming and the person dies right in the middle. Do you finish with your orgasm or stop and call 911 right away?

 

Anybody who fucks the dead shall be fucked by Satan's evil black cock for all of eternity.

 

Rigor mortis would make for a tight fit

 

The dead came onto me, but I totally wasn't having any of it.

 

I tried to fuck a dead woman once.......she gave me the cold shoulder

 

What is with all these threads lately?

 

I asked her if it was as good for her as it was for me...as usual I got no answer

 

Your friends can drop by for a cold one.