Necrophilia

So I've been getting into this a bit recently. It can be really romantic and special sometimes I find, like a form of love which transcends life and death. Corpses turn me on. Anyone else? What are your tips for the best lubricants to use with the recently dead, what's your decomposition/age limit on a corpse, and have you ever had any embarrassing experiences? (Like with the undead / people waking up/ splitting etc)?

Happy new year!
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Ahhh, that irresistible urge to crack open a cold one.

 

Some of you may have noticed that Fingermouse has not been posting recently

 

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How sexy.

I've heard that rigor mortis can be quite an obstacle. How do you get around it?

 

what have you done with her? Hand yourself in!

 

Hahahaha

 

Um.... Yeah I don't get turned on by dead bodies... In all honesty it isn't appealing, they're smelly, grey-ish and if you were to fuck them they wouldn't react. Where's the fun?

 

They can't say no!
(That is the fun part).

 

What's not to like?

 

Just like my ex-wife!

 

This thread makes me think of Brazil. I need to watch that film again.