How many...

people have YOU fucked?

 

All of them.

 

Well congrats!
That's quite a few! :cheers2:
You a baby mamma to all of em too?

 

Nah, that's for losers.

 

There's still one left and it's pissing me off. My quest status is just at 6,999,999,999/7,000,000,000.

 

Get on with it buddy! One more can't hurt right?
Well, after that many it actually might hurt.
Sooo...fuck through the pain man!

 

Smeehundredandflibbetyfeg

 

Smeehundredandflibbetysegen

 

near seventy or eighty. i lost count. actually i think i lost about 6 months to a year as well.

 

Really? They all fucked me.

 

Chanda, Tara, Laura, Monica, 3 girls in Kansas (don't remember names anymore), Mary, Amanda, Karla (this chick can really fuck...best fuck I ever had in my life...18 years old...latina chick is a straight up freak), 2 girls in La Ceiba I don't know, some black chick, a fat chick, some random internet chick, and one other girl I only put the tip in but decided to stick it in her mouth...not sure if that counts.

I think that's it. There might be someone I'm forgetting. Who knows.

And to the OP...how about answering your own question?

 

One

 

Million

 

minus 999,983

 

One. It's not that I don't have opportunities, I'm just looking for someone who can get me off with a good joke.

 

every male from this forum.










jk.

and maybe a few of the females. bwaha

 

i lost count years ago.

 

One.

This should be a poll.

 

Right. Only one.
But it kept me busy 5 times a day every day for about 2 years. haha.
I'm not one to fuck without being in a relationship that I see going somewhere.
Weird right? hahaha

 

not weird at all ^