Toy for SECRET public masturbation

Can anyone suggest me some sex toy like masturbator or something that i could put in my paints, on pennis and it would masturbate me so that i don't need to use my hands... I guess some strong vibration would be good too..
It needs to be small so that it fits in my paints and that no one else can notice it.. I can hide it while i am sitting when it starts working by covering that part with something...
It also needs to be quiet.. Thx for help in advance..


p.s. my gender : male .. so that there is no confusion

 

What ??????? For god sake, yeah i gathered you were a male since you have a penis.. Why not just stick your dick in a wall socket when no one is watching ?? :leaving:

Peace

 

I've heard ice cream was pretty good for that kind of stuff.

 

Omg this is hilarious. You could be talking to a really hot chick, she wouldn't even realize you would be getting off to her while you were talking to her AHAHHAHAHAH

 

Giggity!

 

As I mentioned in another thread, when I was going through adolescence I used to enjoy inserting as many marbles into my anus as possible & keeping them there while I mixed with people.

The secret knowledge I had of them being there gave me a sort of kick, but it also created a pleasurable physical sensation, which I found was heightened even more when I masturbated.

Of course, at the time I had no idea as to the whys or wherefores of prostate stimulation - it was just something I discovered for myself.

Plus the marbles were easy to insert & to pass back out - although I had to be sure to be able to retrieve them all afterwards, as they wouldn't flush - even if I had wanted to throw away my valuable marbles like that.

 

Two mobile phones, one for making calls, the other for vibration.

Easy.

 

lmao

 

My point exactly.. I would use it in class on my teachers, hot chicks etc...
PLZ HELP PEOPLE

 

You won't be able to get anything to stroke you, but you can put a little bullet in yr pants. These guys are like, $8 and pretty awesome.



Or a vibrating butt plug.

 

How do you masturbate with paint? And what is a pennis?

 

Always good in oils.

 

Looks like this one has a little cord to it. Maybe you could cut a hole in your pocket and slide the remote thingy through it? lol.

http://www.sextoyfun.com/prod_info.php?a=thanksforvisiting&pnum=SE0965-00