Vampires

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by LuisBlohkin, Dec 4, 2009.

  1. LuisBlohkin

    LuisBlohkin Member

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    ... Has anyone seen those shirts around saying.
    "Screw Being a Princess,
    I wanna Be a Vampire!!"
    What a load of shit ever since that twilight bullshit screened as a movie everyone wanted to be a vampire i dont get it when people read Dracula and saw the movie they didnt get ridiculously obsessed with it Gah!
    I mean like Darren Shan Vampire books are awesome books but no, no obsessed freaks.
    I mean the books are alright i wouldnt read them again but i mean to all the douches out htere who have not read the book and only seen the movie but also are obsessed with it, you should infact read the books not only will it benefit ur brains it will be more entertaining instead of sitting there watching the movie not even paying attention just sitting there dreaming about getting into Pattinsons pants.
    So damn irritating, i mean i love vampires hey. and wehnever i bring the subject up with someone tehyre like "Oh so you like twilight then?" and i say "no i dont cos twilight is a false view of the vampire its all a load of shit."
    "Oooooooooh Edward is soooo hotttt" Hes is ridiculously fake hes not hot.
    "Oooooh i love Jacob!!" Well youve got no chance.
    If you want to be a vampire worship a real vampire the proper thing not a diamond panzy.
    Gah.
    I might think of some more to bitch about.

    (No oofence to anyone that just read this and is a fan anyone on Hipforums that likes twilight are ok cos everything they like probably makes up for that haha)
     
  2. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Stephen King once described vampirism as "the ultimate zip-less fuck" :eek:

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  3. Luketrials

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    Its werewovles FTW. Im not even a fan of the films - I've never been a fan of those types but werewovles are just the shit.
     
  4. Metalhippie

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    It's because girls who watch Twilight are impressionable as fuck. They think that vampires are hot because of the characters in the fucking movie. I watched half of the original twilight and had to turn it off It was a big steaming pile of shit. The Underworld series is so much better in every way.
     
  5. Luketrials

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    I think we you guys are overseeing the whole point of Twilight - its a tragic love story directed at women.

    What do you expect?
     
  6. blackcat666

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    everyone wants to be a vampire?
    FUCK THAT SHIT!
    those people are living in denial about what a vampire really is!
    oh yeah, let's belive what hollywood feeds to us!
    i got it. let's all go see the twlight movie, made by the other hollywood... i'm talking about the porn parody of twlight.
    anyone seen it? i wonder if it really is funny?

    as for anyone who is stupid enough to belive that vampires "cool."
    let them watch the movie '30 days of night.'
    there is REAL vampires!
    they are beasts, and the nature of that beast, is to know nothing but eternal hunger. real vampires are masters of exploiting the innocent, and they always destory those they love!

    i have no problem at all, with a good vampire fantasy or fiction but... GODAMN IT; DON'T CONFUSE REALITY WITH FANTASY/FICTION!
     
  7. Luketrials

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    I think your forgetting - vampires are fiction.
     
  8. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    If there really were vampires it would change the nature of humanity as proof there is life after death.

    The vampires aversion to crosses and holy water would confirm the christian belief in divinity of christ, and a wooden stake through the heart would confirm the existence of the human soul :eek:


    Hotwater
     
  9. BlueAsh

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    I refuse to watch the movies or read the books.
     
  10. Vana

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    Twilight did ruin not only literature, but a very interesting mythology... now we have a bunch of morons (it's not just teen girls, which is the *sad* thing) thinking they're the shit. Very frustrating. Twilight's vampires aren't even vampires.
     
  11. LuisBlohkin

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    30 days of night is another hollywood load of shit.
    read Bram Stokers Dracula.
    They are majestic graceful beings. not savage eveil monsters.

    It just irritates me that people dont read anymore. i mean im all for people creating their own view of the vampire, but to have a whole movie created on it and then no person is gonna read the book because their is a movie out on it is just fucking sad and annoying.
     
  12. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I’ve read bram stoker’s Dracula four times and I can assure you its still the holy grail of vampire novels [​IMG]

    But like all great ideas they spread and you have to allow yourself to be more open to creative license

    When jonathan harker confronts those three voluptuous female vampires at castle dracula, there's not a guy on earth who wouldn't want to switch places with him :eek:

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  13. seraphina

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    godddd dont get me started.

    i saw the first movie, its was the worst acting and storyline i have ever seen. The only reason young girls like it is because it is about the ugly girl getting the hot guy and not the other way around.
     
  14. 52~unknown~52

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    i know what you mean, everytime i see a vally girl with her hair coloured all dark with fake peircings in her lips, complaining that she wants to be a vampire but can't wah wah wah, i feel like taking a fork and jamming it into her neck over and over again..... see what that bitch will think about not reading the book now, haha
     
  15. LuisBlohkin

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    yeah im open to new vampires but the 30 days ones were totally an injustice for the beautiful creature of the night. (for hot water)

    Yeah and maybe the forking will tell them that they dont want to be a vampire cos thats similar to being bitten stupid "emo" broads (for uknown)
     
  16. FireflyInTheDark

    FireflyInTheDark Sell-out with a Heart of Gold

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    Vampires are sexy as fuck, but those sparkly pieces of shit are NOT vampires. Compare their version to vampire lore. You'll find no adaptation deviates so far as Twilight's watered down "vampires."
    True Blood all the way, man. I'll take vamp porn with a fun storyline over fucking gag me cry and cut myself Twilight any day. :)
     
  17. LuisBlohkin

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    How incredible would the books and the movies be if the added a bit of temptation and abit of gore some heads missing maybe throat cuttings too golly haha
     
  18. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Now why don’t you really tell us how you feel about the twilight saga :hide:


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  19. Bad.Fish

    Bad.Fish Sex wee pon de babylon

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    Bram Stokers Dracula, not the re-mastered but the original book was an amazing piece of literature.

    I enjoyed the Darren Shan books too but that was a few years ago, it was still a dark, riveting tale though, the movie ruined that too.

    Both Darren and Bram were Irish too :D
     
  20. FireflyInTheDark

    FireflyInTheDark Sell-out with a Heart of Gold

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    :banghead:
     

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