Dear Friends, Our Church has long prided itself on being an open, straight-talking, honest community that does not resort to the sort of political correctness, code-talk, and beating around the bush common among conservatives. However, while we resist the Kenyan occupation, there is the risk that certain squeamish voters, mostly the young, might be turned off by our honesty. For that reason, the Republican party has asked that during the Obama administration, we use the standard Republican codewords, as outlined in the recent GOP strategy memo. Here are a few of the most important ones, please memorize and use them in future posts: What we say now = codeword to replace it with Jew bankers = George Soros funding schools = generational theft continue the Bush administration = bipartisanship n!gger-lover = community activist jews = liberal elites uppity negro = Arrogant elitist extremist = maverick Mexicans and blacks = credit-unworthy people deny Constitutional rights (to) = defend democracy (from) discrimination = freedom of expressive association. hispanics = illegal aliens, illegals other brown people = terrorists blacks = criminals homosexuals = pedophiles women = special interests nations with stuff we want = American interests raising the minimum wage = Class Warfare lobbyist = recognized expert segregation, slavery, lynching etc. = states rights campaign finace reform = anti-freedom of speech blacks and wetbacks voting = voter fraud god hates fags = I support family values Filthy Disease Ridden Queers = FDRQ Typical n!gger behavior = TNB There are many more, but I don't want to overwhelm everybody. Here's an example of a translation: The democratic party, run by community activist Obama and the liberal elite, wants to give freedom to criminals, pedophiles, illegals, and terrorists, by inciting class warfare and opposing states rights. Notice how that sounds so much more acceptable to a mushy moderate than the origional sentence: The democratic party, run by n!gger-lover Obama and the jews, wants to give freedom to blacks, gays, mexicans, and brown people, by raising the minimum wage and opposing segregation. (It's important to all be on the same page regarding our codewords. For example, this week I must have heard a dozen people talking about how much they hate Canadians. And some of the comments were very confusing: "We should send all the Canadians back to africa" and "The only reason people like Barak Obama is because he looks so smart compared to other Canadians". Huh? Then I saw this article, and it all made sense.) UPDATE: Discussion of this list is here. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=17 Is this shit for real? should we troll the shit out of them?
I really find it hard to believe the shit that they say. I mean c'mon... hippies dosed every single water supply in the US in the sixties.... Star trek promotes a gay agenda from the sixites directly resulting in Obama being president.... c'mon guys at least try to make these arguments semi-realistic.
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Actually, Lincoln intended on sending all the slaves back to Africa. He admitted in letters he didn't give a shit about their freedom in America. The American Colonization Society was set up to send slaves back to Liberia and used black leaders of the time to raise support. John Wilkes Booth changed America when he shot Lincoln. It's sad to see deranged Christians like that bringing down your average conservative, since they technically are religious nut cases. I'd say when half or more of your "major beliefs" rest around your religion, you can only say you represent your congregations beliefs. You can attack Obama with all sorts of shit but why bother when he is clearly so unqualified?
People that believe this shit are retards by definition. There is nothing more to it. retard - cause to move more slowly or operate at a slower rate retard - idiot: a person of subnormal intelligence retard - decelerate: lose velocity; move more slowly retard - be delayed I also like how they put "TM" after Christian, just like it is a brand.
Bahahahaha! No shit dude, what do the bible fuckers think that they can trademark something just because they are in their cult (yes christianity is a cult, no other religion will try to talk you into joining them/believing what they believe) with a title? My grandma is heavy bible thumper, ever time I goto her house I get a "christian life lesson" via her oppression, she tries to tell me that once the rapture comes (which christians still think after all these years that it will come, okay if it hasn't by now IT'S NOT GOING TO! You fucks have been waiting what 100+ years for it to happen now?) I will be left here to rot and all out war will break out and nobody will be able to do anything but give in the satan. Fuck that, if the end of the world comes, I'm ready, I own an AK-47 and a few knives. I'm not going to sit around and let some morons tell me what I can and can't do without a fight if the shit goes down (which I don't think it ever will). It's like look, I don't believe that one should revolve their life around a book that ANYONE could have written back 2 B.C. SO STOP FUCKING TRYING TO GET ME TO! Show me god, show me heaven, and then show me hell. Then and only then I will believe your hardcore failed religion. More christians need to watch the documentary film Religulous, with Bill Mayer. A guy that was brought up catholic with a jewish mom. He goes around the world to different religions from mormans, to jews, to muslims, to christians and pretty much proves that they are believing in NOTHING.
I find that forum to be an interesting thing. I think half are serious, one quarted is just there and the other quarter is making fun of the rest. Lot's of intersting stuff in there.
