My biology teacher taught me how to get trashed for cheap!

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  1. Bad.Fish

    Bad.Fish Sex wee pon de babylon

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    :cheers2: the farmer in me agrees :D and anyway. Potín..thats all you need.
     
  2. deleted

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    get a whole bunch of oranges, pineapples, a lot of sugar, a few potatoes, white bread, and 2 big garbage bags.. substitutes sugar with smuckers jelly if you want..
    smash oranges and pineapple, add alot of sugar, 100% orange juice with 1/2-1/2 water.. crumple up bread put all in garbage bag, put it near a warm location.. Vent when filling up with to much gas..
    in 2 weeks you will have jail house hooch..

    so easy a caveman can do it..
     
  3. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    sugars + yeast = alcohol
     
  4. neuroptican

    neuroptican ...hadouken!

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    Some of the best beers come from malts, hops, yeast, and water only. See Sierra Nevada Pale Ale for an example.
     
  5. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    cause ya love me. :D
     
  6. FritzDaKatx2

    FritzDaKatx2 Vinegar Taster

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    I can fix that for you right now,,,

    http://www.gutenberg.org/etext/21252

    THE

    PRACTICAL DISTILLER:

    OR

    AN INTRODUCTION TO MAKING
    WHISKEY, GIN, BRANDY, SPIRITS, &c. &c. OF BETTER QUALITY, AND IN LARGER QUANTITIES, THAN PRODUCED BY THE PRESENT MODE OF DISTILLING, FROM THE PRODUCE OF THE UNITED STATES:


    SUCH AS
    RYE, CORN, BUCK-WHEAT, APPLES, PEACHES, POTATOES, PUMPIONS AND TURNIPS.


    WITH DIRECTIONS
    HOW TO CONDUCT AND IMPROVE THE PRACTICAL PART OF DISTILLING IN ALL ITS BRANCHES.


    TOGETHER WITH DIRECTIONS
    FOR PURIFYING, CLEARING AND COLOURING WHISKEY, MAKING SPIRITS SIMILAR TO FRENCH BRANDY, &c. FROM THE SPIRITS OF RYE, CORN, APPLES, POTATOES, &c. &c.


    AND SUNDRY EXTRACTS OF APPROVED RECEIPTS
    FOR MAKING CIDER, DOMESTIC WINES, AND BEER.


    BY SAMUEL McHARRY, OF LANCASTER COUNTY, PENN.

    PUBLISHED AT HARRISBURGH, (PENN.) BY JOHN WYETH. —1809.— Good shit Mainard. :cheers2:
     
  7. Stonertower420

    Stonertower420 Senior Member

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    Well that might just come in handy one of these days.
     
  8. babyjay

    babyjay Senior Member

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    yummmmm. if this were facebook, i would like this comment.
    (although, i'm not that lame.)

    indeed i doooooooooooo :)

    haha, agreed.
     
  9. babyjay

    babyjay Senior Member

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    btw, jack daniels is better.
     
  10. GregTheMagician

    GregTheMagician Senior Member

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    i thought this was the stoner lounge. since when do we care about alcohol?:rolleyes:
     
  11. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    Wait, why would you ferment root beer?

    It's been tried and it sucks.
     
  12. chadcr01

    chadcr01 Senior Member

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    cause his biology teacher taught him how to get trashed for cheap
     
  13. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    even cheaper
    [​IMG]
     
  14. raz5

    raz5 زینب

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    the 4-0 is always gone by the time i get there it's rarely out of stock
     
  15. FritzDaKatx2

    FritzDaKatx2 Vinegar Taster

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    I just hope they bring back Crazy Horse, now that was a good Malt Liquor... :(
     
  16. DroneLore

    DroneLore h8rs gon h8, I stay based

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  17. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    I love me some jack daniels.
    But i guess it still wouldnt be bad to try.
     
  18. 52~unknown~52

    52~unknown~52 Member

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    my alcohol on a budget thing is usually old english.... tastiest fucking swish ever lol :) but yeah you can buy a 40 for like 5 bucks (canadian)
     
  19. 52~unknown~52

    52~unknown~52 Member

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    this is the stoners lounge.... everyone here wrights about random shit here... some of it just doesn't pertain to mj. :rolleyes:
     
  20. FritzDaKatx2

    FritzDaKatx2 Vinegar Taster

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    I knew a Chick who could make that whole can dissapear in a second flat and never have to pop the top to do it.
    :piggy:
     
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