My biology teacher taught me how to get trashed for cheap!

:cheers2: the farmer in me agrees and anyway. Potín..thats all you need.

 

get a whole bunch of oranges, pineapples, a lot of sugar, a few potatoes, white bread, and 2 big garbage bags.. substitutes sugar with smuckers jelly if you want..
smash oranges and pineapple, add alot of sugar, 100% orange juice with 1/2-1/2 water.. crumple up bread put all in garbage bag, put it near a warm location.. Vent when filling up with to much gas..
in 2 weeks you will have jail house hooch..

so easy a caveman can do it..

 

sugars + yeast = alcohol

 

Some of the best beers come from malts, hops, yeast, and water only. See Sierra Nevada Pale Ale for an example.

 

cause ya love me.

 

I can fix that for you right now,,,

http://www.gutenberg.org/etext/21252

THE

PRACTICAL DISTILLER:

OR

AN INTRODUCTION TO MAKING
WHISKEY, GIN, BRANDY, SPIRITS, &c. &c. OF BETTER QUALITY, AND IN LARGER QUANTITIES, THAN PRODUCED BY THE PRESENT MODE OF DISTILLING, FROM THE PRODUCE OF THE UNITED STATES:


SUCH AS
RYE, CORN, BUCK-WHEAT, APPLES, PEACHES, POTATOES, PUMPIONS AND TURNIPS.

WITH DIRECTIONS
HOW TO CONDUCT AND IMPROVE THE PRACTICAL PART OF DISTILLING IN ALL ITS BRANCHES.

TOGETHER WITH DIRECTIONS
FOR PURIFYING, CLEARING AND COLOURING WHISKEY, MAKING SPIRITS SIMILAR TO FRENCH BRANDY, &c. FROM THE SPIRITS OF RYE, CORN, APPLES, POTATOES, &c. &c.

AND SUNDRY EXTRACTS OF APPROVED RECEIPTS
FOR MAKING CIDER, DOMESTIC WINES, AND BEER.

BY SAMUEL McHARRY, OF LANCASTER COUNTY, PENN.

PUBLISHED AT HARRISBURGH, (PENN.) BY JOHN WYETH. —1809.— Good shit Mainard. :cheers2:

 

Well that might just come in handy one of these days.

 

yummmmm. if this were facebook, i would like this comment.
(although, i'm not that lame.)

indeed i doooooooooooo

haha, agreed.

 

btw, jack daniels is better.

 

i thought this was the stoner lounge. since when do we care about alcohol?

 

Wait, why would you ferment root beer?

It's been tried and it sucks.

 

cause his biology teacher taught him how to get trashed for cheap

 

even cheaper

 

the 4-0 is always gone by the time i get there it's rarely out of stock

 

I just hope they bring back Crazy Horse, now that was a good Malt Liquor...

 

I love me some jack daniels.
But i guess it still wouldnt be bad to try.

 

my alcohol on a budget thing is usually old english.... tastiest fucking swish ever lol but yeah you can buy a 40 for like 5 bucks (canadian)

 

this is the stoners lounge.... everyone here wrights about random shit here... some of it just doesn't pertain to mj.

 

I knew a Chick who could make that whole can dissapear in a second flat and never have to pop the top to do it.
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